s junk。 Things are needed for visual stimulation and possible ideas。 This clutter is not confined to their studios either。 It generally spills over into their everyday habitat； including the kitchen and bathroom。
And a Surrealist； like Debierue； dealing in the juxtaposition of the unlikely； would ordinarily require a great many unrelated objects in his home…studio to nudge his subconscious。 But then； Debierue was an anomaly among painters。 My experience with the habits of other painters could hardly apply to him。 Besides； I had not； as yet； seen the inside of his studio。 。 。 。
〃As you see； I am an orderly； clean old man。 Always it was so； even as a young man。 So it may be； after all； that I am not the Surrealist。 Is it not so？〃 The grooved amusement lines crowding his blue eyes deepened as he smiled。
〃It's a relative term；〃 I said politely。 〃A convenient label。 'Superrealist' or 'Subrealist' would both have served as well。 The term 'Dada' itself was just a catchall word at first； but the motto 'Dada hurts；' when it was truly followed or lived up to in plastic expression； was quite important to me。 In fact it stifi is； but I've always considered 'Surrealism' as a misnomer。〃
〃Debierue does not like any label。 Debierue is Debierue。 Marcel Duchamp I admired very much； and he too did not like labels。 Do you remember what Duchamp did when a young writer asked him for permission to write his biography？〃
〃No； sir。〃
〃When Duchamp was asked for the quite personal information about himself he said nothing。 He did not have to think。 He emptied all of the drawers from his desk onto the floor and walked out of the room。〃
〃An existential act。〃 The story was one I hadn't heard。
〃Another label； M。 Figueras？〃 He clucked his tongue。 〃So now on the floor are odds and ends； little things saved in the desk for many years for no good reason。 Snapshots； little notes one receives or makes for himself。 Old letters from friends； enemies； ladies。 And； what is it？…the doodles； little pencil squigglings。 And pretty canceled stamps； saved because they are exotic perhaps。 Stubs from the theater。〃 He shrugged。
〃It sounds like my desk in New York。〃
〃But this was the Duchamp biography。 The clever young man picked up everything from the floor and went away。 He pasted all of the objects in a big book； entitled it The Biography of Marcel Duchamp and sold it for a large sum of dollars to a rich Texas Jew。〃
〃It's funny！ never heard about it。 I thought I knew practically everything about Duchamp there was to know 。 。 。〃
〃And so did the young man who 'wrote' the biography about Duchamp out of odds and ends from a desk。〃
〃Nevertheless；〃 I said； 〃I'd like to take a look at that book。 Every scrap of information about Duchamp is important because it helps us to understand his art。〃
The artist shrugged。 〃There is no such book。 The story is apochryphal…I made it up myself and spread it to a few friends many years ago to see what would happen。 And because it is something Duchamp might do； many believed it as you were prepared to do。 The chance debris of an artist's life does not explain the man； nor does it explain the artist's work。 The true artist's vision es from here。〃 He tapped his forehead。
Debierue's face was expressionless now； and I was unable to tell whether he was serious； teasing me； or getting hostile。 He turned to Berenice and smiled。 He took her right hand in both of his and spoke in English。
〃If a man had a wife and children； perhaps a short biography to leave his family； a record for them to remember him。 。 。 but old Debierue has no wife； children； no relatives now living； to want such a book。 The true artist； my dear； is too responsible to marry and have a family。〃
〃Too responsible to fall in love？〃 Berenice asked softly。
〃No。 Love he must have。〃
I cleared my throat。 〃The entire world is the artist's family； M。 Debierue。 There are thousands of art lovers all over the world who would like to read your biography。 Those who write to you； I know； and those who…〃
He patted my arm。 〃Let us be the friends。 It is not friendly to talk about nothing with such seriousness on your face。 It is getting late； and you will both stay to dinner with me； please。〃
〃Thank you very much。 We would like very much to stay。〃 He had changed the subject abruptly； but the longer I stayed the better my chances became to gain information about the old man。 Or did they？
〃Good！〃 He rubbed his dry hands together and they made a rasping sound。 〃First I will turn on my electric oven to four…two…five degrees。 I do not have the printed menu； but you may decide。 There is the television turkey dinner。 Very good。 There is the television Salisbury steak。 Also very good。 Or maybe； M。 Figueras； you would most like the television patio dinner？ Enchilada； tamale； Spanish rice； and refried beans。〃
〃No；〃 I said。 〃I guess I'll have the turkey。〃
〃I'd rather have the Salisbury steak；〃 Berenice said。 〃And let me help you…〃
〃No。 Debierue will also have the turkey！〃 He smiled happily； and turned toward the stove。 Relenting； he changed direction； went to the sideboard and got out a box of Piknik yellow plastic forks and spoons。 There was a four…mat set of sticky rubber yellow place mats in the drawer。 He handed the mats and the box of plastic utensils to Berenice and asked her to set the card table on the porch。
So far； I thought bitterly； as I glumly watched this bustling domestic activity； except for a few gossipy ments on a low curiosity level； I had picked up damned little information of any real interest from the old artist。 If anything； he had learned more about me than I had about him。 He had refused to let me see his work； and just as he had started to open up he had slammed the lid on what might have been an entire trunkful of fascinating material。 He was a bewildering old man； all right； and I couldn't decide whether he was somewhat senile （no； not that）； putting me down； with some mysterious purpose in mind； or what。。。
Working away； stripping the cardboard outer covers from the aluminum TV dinners he had taken from the freezer partment of the purple Kentone refrigerator； Debierue sang a repetitious French song in a cracked falsetto。
No matter how he downgraded himself； false modesty or not； he was the world's outstanding Nihilistic Surrealist。 That was the reason I wasn't getting anywhere with him。 I was trying to talk to him as if he were a normal person。 Any artist who has isolated himself from the world for threefourths of his life either has to be a Surrealist or crazy。 But Debierue was as sane as any other artist I had ever met。 Even the fact that he denied being a Surrealist emphasized the fact that he was one。 What else could he be？ This was the rationale of the purposeful irrationality of Surrealism。 The key。 But the key to what？
How could a man live all alone as he did…without a phone； a TV； a radio…for months on end without going off his rocker？ Even Schweitzer； when he exiled himself to Africa； took an organ along； and surrounded himself with sick； freeloading black men。 。 。 。
From this desperate brooding； my pedestrian mind came up with one of the best original ideas I ever had； an idea so simple and direct I almost lost it。 The thought was still formless； but I didn't let the idea get away from me。 Berenice put three webbed chairs up to the table on the porch。 She reentered the living room； and I clutched her wrist。
〃I'm going to do something strange；〃 I whispered。 〃But don't let on； no matter what happens。 Understand？〃
She nodded； and her blue eyes widened。
Debierue came out of the kitchen and tapped my wristwatch。 〃Sometimes I do not hear so well the timer on the oven； so you will please watch the time for us。 And in thirty…five minutes when you say 'Now； we will have the dinner all ready to eat！〃 He beamed his jack…o'…lantern smile at Berenice。 〃So simple。 The television dinner is the better invention for wives than the television itself。 Is it not so； my dear？〃
〃Oh； absolutely；〃 Berenice said cheerfully。
〃Look； M。 Debierue；〃 I said； taking my Polaroid from the bar； 〃I know it's a lot to ask； at least from your viewpoint； but I've got this Polaroid here； and you can see the results for yourself in about ten seconds。 While we wait for dinner； let me take a few shots of you； and until we get one that you think is all right； you can just tear them up。 Fair enough？〃
〃In only ten seconds？ A picture？〃
〃That's all。 Maybe fifteen seconds inside the house here； for a little extra snap and contrast。〃
He frowned slightly； and fingered his white whiskers。 〃My beard isn't trimmed。 。 。〃
〃In a photo； it doesn't matter。 No one can tell from a black…and…white picture；〃 I promised recklessly。
He hesitated。 His eyes were wary； but he was wavering。 〃Should I put on a necktie？〃
〃No； not for an informal picture；〃 I said； before he could change his mind。 Taking him by the arm； I guided him to a point in front of the coffee table。 I picked up the Miami Herald； flipped through it to find the classified ad section； opened it and thrust the paper into his hands。
〃There。 Just spread the paper； and pretend to read it。