《the uncommercial traveller》

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an imitation of the bagpipes; which Mercantile Jack seemed to

understand much the best。  A good girl; said Mr。 Licensed

Victualler。  Kept herself select。  Sat in Snug; not listening to

the blandishments of Mates。  Lived with mother。  Father dead。  Once

a merchant well to do; but over…speculated himself。  On delicate

inquiry as to salary paid for item of talent under consideration;

Mr。 Victualler's pounds dropped suddenly to shillings … still it

was a very comfortable thing for a young person like that; you

know; she only went on six times a night; and was only required to

be there from six at night to twelve。  What was more conclusive

was; Mr。 Victualler's assurance that he 'never allowed any

language; and never suffered any disturbance。'  Sharpeye confirmed

the statement; and the order that prevailed was the best proof of

it that could have been cited。  So; I came to the conclusion that

poor Mercantile Jack might do (as I am afraid he does) much worse

than trust himself to Mr。 Victualler; and pass his evenings here。



But we had not yet looked; Mr。 Superintendent … said Trampfoot;

receiving us in the street again with military salute … for Dark

Jack。  True; Trampfoot。  Ring the wonderful stick; rub the

wonderful lantern; and cause the spirits of the stick and lantern

to convey us to the Darkies。



There was no disappointment in the matter of Dark Jack; HE was

producible。  The Genii set us down in the little first floor of a

little public…house; and there; in a stiflingly close atmosphere;

were Dark Jack; and Dark Jack's delight; his WHITE unlovely Nan;

sitting against the wall all round the room。  More than that:  Dark

Jack's delight was the least unlovely Nan; both morally and

physically; that I saw that night。



As a fiddle and tambourine band were sitting among the company;

Quickear suggested why not strike up?  'Ah; la'ads!' said a negro

sitting by the door; 'gib the jebblem a darnse。  Tak' yah pardlers;

jebblem; for 'um QUAD…rill。'



This was the landlord; in a Greek cap; and a dress half Greek and

half English。  As master of the ceremonies; he called all the

figures; and occasionally addressed himself parenthetically … after

this manner。  When he was very loud; I use capitals。



'Now den!  Hoy!  ONE。  Right and left。  (Put a steam on; gib 'um

powder。)  LA…dies' chail。  BAL…loon say。  Lemonade!  TWO。  AD…

warnse and go back (gib 'ell a breakdown; shake it out o' yerselbs;

keep a movil)。  SWING…corners; BAL…loon say; and Lemonade!  (Hoy!)

THREE。  GENT come for'ard with a lady and go back; hoppersite come

for'ard and do what yer can。  (Aeiohoy!)  BAL…loon say; and leetle

lemonade。  (Dat hair nigger by 'um fireplace 'hind a' time; shake

it out o' yerselbs; gib 'ell a breakdown。)  Now den!  Hoy!  FOUR!

Lemonade。  BAL…loon say; and swing。  FOUR ladies meet in 'um

middle; FOUR gents goes round 'um ladies; FOUR gents passes out

under 'um ladies' arms; SWING … and Lemonade till 'a moosic can't

play no more!  (Hoy; Hoy!)'



The male dancers were all blacks; and one was an unusually powerful

man of six feet three or four。  The sound of their flat feet on the

floor was as unlike the sound of white feet as their faces were

unlike white faces。  They toed and heeled; shuffled; double…

shuffled; double…double…shuffled; covered the buckle; and beat the

time out; rarely; dancing with a great show of teeth; and with a

childish good…humoured enjoyment that was very prepossessing。  They

generally kept together; these poor fellows; said Mr。

Superintendent; because they were at a disadvantage singly; and

liable to slights in the neighbouring streets。  But; if I were

Light Jack; I should be very slow to interfere oppressively with

Dark Jack; for; whenever I have had to do with him I have found him

a simple and a gentle fellow。  Bearing this in mind; I asked his

friendly permission to leave him restoration of beer; in wishing

him good night; and thus it fell out that the last words I heard

him say as I blundered down the worn stairs; were; 'Jebblem's elth!

Ladies drinks fust!'



The night was now well on into the morning; but; for miles and

hours we explored a strange world; where nobody ever goes to bed;

but everybody is eternally sitting up; waiting for Jack。  This

exploration was among a labyrinth of dismal courts and blind

alleys; called Entries; kept in wonderful order by the police; and

in much better order than by the corporation:  the want of gaslight

in the most dangerous and infamous of these places being quite

unworthy of so spirited a town。  I need describe but two or three

of the houses in which Jack was waited for as specimens of the

rest。  Many we attained by noisome passages so profoundly dark that

we felt our way with our hands。  Not one of the whole number we

visited; was without its show of prints and ornamental crockery;

the quantity of the latter set forth on little shelves and in

little cases; in otherwise wretched rooms; indicating that

Mercantile Jack must have an extraordinary fondness for crockery;

to necessitate so much of that bait in his traps。



Among such garniture; in one front parlour in the dead of the

night; four women were sitting by a fire。  One of them had a male

child in her arms。  On a stool among them was a swarthy youth with

a guitar; who had evidently stopped playing when our footsteps were

heard。



'Well I how do YOU do?' says Mr。 Superintendent; looking about him。



'Pretty well; sir; and hope you gentlemen are going to treat us

ladies; now you have come to see us。'



'Order there!' says Sharpeye。



'None of that!' says Quickear。



Trampfoot; outside; is heard to confide to himself; 'Meggisson's

lot this is。  And a bad 'un!'



'Well!' says Mr。 Superintendent; laying his hand on the shoulder of

the swarthy youth; 'and who's this?'



'Antonio; sir。'



'And what does HE do here?'



'Come to give us a bit of music。  No harm in that; I suppose?'



'A young foreign sailor?'



'Yes。  He's a Spaniard。  You're a Spaniard; ain't you; Antonio?'



'Me Spanish。'



'And he don't know a word you say; not he; not if you was to talk

to him till doomsday。'  (Triumphantly; as if it redounded to the

credit of the house。)



'Will he play something?'



'Oh; yes; if you like。  Play something; Antonio。  YOU ain't ashamed

to play something; are you?'



The cracked guitar raises the feeblest ghost of a tune; and three

of the women keep time to it with their heads; and the fourth with

the child。  If Antonio has brought any money in with him; I am

afraid he will never take it out; and it even strikes me that his

jacket and guitar may be in a bad way。  But; the look of the young

man and the tinkling of the instrument so change the place in a

moment to a leaf out of Don Quixote; that I wonder where his mule

is stabled; until he leaves off。



I am bound to acknowledge (as it tends rather to my uncommercial

confusion); that I occasioned a difficulty in this establishment;

by having taken the child in my arms。  For; on my offering to

restore it to a ferocious joker not unstimulated by rum; who

claimed to be its mother; that unnatural parent put her hands

behind her; and declined to accept it; backing into the fireplace;

and very shrilly declaring; regardless of remonstrance from her

friends; that she knowed it to be Law; that whoever took a child

from its mother of his own will; was bound to stick to it。  The

uncommercial sense of being in a rather ridiculous position with

the poor little child beginning to be frightened; was relieved by

my worthy friend and fellow…constable; Trampfoot; who; laying hands

on the article as if it were a Bottle; passed it on to the nearest

woman; and bade her 'take hold of that。'  As we came out the Bottle

was passed to the ferocious joker; and they all sat down as before;

including Antonio and the guitar。  It was clear that there was no

such thing as a nightcap to this baby's head; and that even he

never went to bed; but was always kept up … and would grow up; kept

up … waiting for Jack。



Later still in the night; we came (by the court 'where the man was

murdered;' and by the other court across the street; into which his

body was dragged) to another parlour in another Entry; where

several people were sitting round a fire in just the same way。  It

was a dirty and offensive place; with some ragged clothes drying in

it; but there was a high shelf over the entrance…door (to be out of

the reach of marauding hands; possibly) with two large white loaves

on it; and a great piece of Cheshire cheese。



'Well!' says Mr。 Superintendent; with a comprehensive look all

round。  'How do YOU do?'



'Not much to boast of; sir。'  From the curtseying woman of the

house。  'This is my good man; sir。'



'You are not registered as a common Lodging House?'



'No; sir。'



Sharpeye (in the Move…on tone) puts in the pertinent inquiry; 'Then
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