little reunion of me and my dog； there in those woods that morning。 Why； he howled with delight。 He licked my face and hands and stood up on me with his wet feet and said just as plain as he could that he was glad to see me again。 And I was glad to meet him； even though he did make me feel as mellow as a girl over a baby。
〃Well； when daybreak came； I shot a nice big fat Mr。 Zip Coon out of an old pin…oak； and we started for home like old pardners。 Old as he was； he played like a puppy around me； and when we came in sight of the house； he ran on ahead and told the folks what he had found。 Yes； you bet he told them。 He came near clawing all the clothing off them in his delight。 That's one reason I always like a dog and a poor manyou can't question their friendship。〃
A circus was in progress on the other side of the wagon。 From a large rock； Jake Blair was announcing the various acts and introducing the actors and actresses。 Runt Pickett； wearing a skirt made out of a blanket and belted with a hobble； won the admiration of all as the only living lady lion…tamer。 Resuming comfortable positions on our side of the commissary； a lad named Waterwall； one of Sponsilier's boys； took up the broken thread where Forrest's wrangler had left off。
〃The greatest dog…man I ever knew；〃 said he； 〃lived on the Guadalupe River。 His name was Dave Hapfinger； and he had the loveliest vagabond temperament of any man I ever saw。 It mattered nothing what he was doing； all you had to do was to give old Dave a hint that you knew where there was fish to be caught； or a bee…course to hunt； and he would stop the plow and go with you for a week if necessary。 He loved hounds better than any man I ever knew。 You couldn't confer greater favor than to give him a promising hound pup； or； seek ing the same； ask for one of his raising。 And he was such a good fellow。 If any one was sick in the neighborhood； Uncle Dave always had time to kill them a squirrel every day； and he could make a broth for a baby； or fry a young squirrel； in a manner that would make a sick man's mouth water。
〃When I was a boy； I've laid around many a camp…fire this way and listened to old Dave tell stories。 He was quite a humorist in his way； and possessed a wonderful memory。 He could tell you the day of the month； thirty years before； when he went to mill one time and found a peculiar bird's nest on the way。 Colonel Andrews； owner of several large plantations； didn't like Dave； and threatened to prosecute him once for cutting a bee…tree on his land。 If the evidence had been strong enough； I reckon the Colonel would。 No doubt Uncle Dave was guilty； but mere suspicion isn't sufficient proof。
〃Colonel Andrews was a haughty old fellow； blue…blooded and proud as a peacock； and about the only way Dave could get even with him was in his own mild； humorous way。 One day at dinner at a neighboring log…rolling； when all danger of prosecution for cutting the bee…tree had passed； Uncle Dave told of a recent dream of his； a pure invention。 'I dreamt；' said he； 'that Colonel Andrews died and went to heaven。 There was an unusually big commotion at St。 Peter's gate on his arrival。 A troop of angels greeted him； still the Colonel seemed displeased at his reception。 But the welcoming hosts humored him forward； and on nearing the throne； the Almighty； recognizing the distinguished arrival； vacated the throne and came down to greet the Colonel personally。 At this mark of appreciation； he relaxed a trifle； and when the Almighty insisted that he should take the throne seat； Colonel Andrews actually smiled for the first time on earth or in heaven。'
〃Uncle Dave told this story so often that he actually believed it himself。 But finally a wag friend of Colonel Andrews told of a dream which he had had about old Dave； which the latter hugely enjoyed。 According to this second vagary； the old vagabond had also died and gone to heaven。 There was some trouble at St。 Peter's gate； as they refused to admit dogs； and Uncle Dave always had a troop of hounds at his heels。 When he found that it was useless to argue the matter； he finally yielded the point and left the pack outside。 Once inside the gate he stopped； bewildered at the scene before him。 But after waiting inside some little time unnoticed； he turned and was on the point of asking the gate…keeper to let him out； when an angel approached and asked him to stay。 There was some doubt in Dave's mind if he would like the place； but the messenger urged that he remain and at least look the city over。 The old hunter goodnaturedly consented； and as they started up one of the golden streets Uncle Dave recognized an old friend who had once given him a hound pup。 Excusing himself to the angel； he rushed over to his former earthly friend and greeted him with warmth and cordiality。 The two old cronies talked and talked about the things below； and finally Uncle Dave asked if there was any hunting up there。 The reply was disappointing。
〃Meanwhile the angel kept urging Uncle Dave forward to salute the throne。 But he loitered along； meeting former hunting acquaintances； and stopping with each for a social chat。 When they finally neared the throne； the patience of the angel was nearly exhausted； and as old Dave looked up and saw Colonel Andrews occupying the throne； he rebelled and refused to salute； when the angel wrathfully led him back to the gate and kicked him out among his dogs。〃
Jack Splann told a yarn about the friendship of a pet lamb and dog which he owned when a boy。 It was so unreasonable that he was interrupted on nearly every assertion。 Long before he had finished； Sponsilier checked his narrative and informed him that if he insisted on doling out fiction he must have some consideration for his listeners； and at least tell it within reason。 Splann stopped right there and refused to conclude his story； though no one but myself seemed to regret it。 I had a true incident about a dog which I expected to tell； but the audience had become too critical； and I kept quiet。 As it was evident that no more dog stories would be told； the conversation was allowed to drift at will。 The recent shooting on the North Platte had been witnessed by nearly every one present； and was suggestive of other scenes。
〃I have always contended；〃 said Dorg Seay； 〃that the man who can control his temper always shoots the truest。 You take one of these fellows that can smile and shoot at the same timethey are the boys that I want to stand in with。 But speaking of losing the temper； did any of you ever see a woman real angry；not merely cross； but the tigress in her raging and thirsting to tear you limb from limb？ I did only once； but I have never forgotten the occasion。 In supreme anger the only superior to this woman I ever witnessed was Captain Cartwright when he shot the slayer of his only son。 He was as cool as a cucumber； as his only shot proved； but years afterward when he told me of the incident； he lost all control of himself； and fire flashed from his eyes like from the muzzle of a sixshooter。'Dorg；' said he； unconsciously shaking me like a terrier does a rat； his blazing eyes not a foot from my face；'dorg； when I shot that cowardly ； I didn't miss the centre of his forehead the width of my thumb nail。'
〃But this woman defied a throng of men。 Quite a few of the crowd had assisted the night before in lynching her husband； and this meeting occurred at the burying…ground the next afternoon。 The woman's husband was a well…known horse…thief； a dissolute； dangerous character； and had been warned to leave the community。 He lived in a little village； and after darkness the evening before； had crept up to a window and shot a man sitting at the supper…table with his family。 The murderer had harbored a grudge against his victim； had made threats； and before he could escape； was caught red…handed with the freshly fired pistol in his hand。 The evidence of guilt was beyond question； and a vigilance committee didn't waste any time in hanging him to the nearest tree。
〃The burying took place the next afternoon。 The murdered man was a popular citizen； and the village and country turned out to pay their last respects。 But when the services were over； a number of us lingered behind； as it was understood that the slayer as well as his victim would be interred in the same grounds。 A second grave had been prepared； and within an hour a wagon containing a woman； three small children； and several Mexicans drove up to the rear side of the inelosure。 There was no mistaking the party； the coffin was carried in to the open grave； when every one present went over to offer friendly services。 But as we neared the little group the woman picked up a shovel and charged on us like a tigress。 I never saw such an expression of mingled anger and anguish in a human countenance as was pictured in that woman s face。 We shrank from her as if she had been a lioness； and when at last she found her tongue； every word cut like a lash。 Livid with rage； the spittle frothing from her mouth； she drove us away； saying： 〃Oh； you fiends of hell； when did I ask your help？ Like the curs you are； you would lick up the blood of your victim！ Had you been friends to me or mine； why did you not raise your voice in protest when they were str