'Well； at least five。'
'Think of those fingers as abilities。 A creative person may write； paint； sculpt； or think up math formulae； he or she might dance or sing or play a musical instrument。 Those are the fingers； but creativity is the hand that gives them life。 And just as all hands are basically the same…form follows function…all creative people are the same once you get down to the place where the fingers join。
'Trans is also like a hand。 Sometimes its fingers are called precognition； the ability to see the future。 Sometimes they're postcognition； the ability to see the past…we have a guy who knows who killed John F。 Kennedy； and it wasn't Lee Harvey Oswald； it was； in fact； a woman。 There's telepathy； pyrokinesis； telempathy； and who knows how many others。 We don't know； certainly； this is a new world； and we've barely begun to explore its first continent。 But trans is different from creativity in one vital way： it's much rarer。 One person in eight hundred is what occupational psychologists call 'gifted。' We believe that there may only be one tranny in each eight million people。'
That took my breath away…the idea that you might be one in eight million would take anybody's breath away； right？
'That's about a hundred and twenty for every billion ordinary folks；' he said。 'We think there may be no more than three thousand so…called trannies in the whole world。 We're finding them； one by one。 It's slow work。 The sensing ability is fairly low…level； but we still only have a dozen or so finders； and each one takes a lot of training。 This is a hard calling 。 。 。 but it's also fabulously rewarding。 We're finding trannies and we're putting them to work。 That's what we want to do with you； Dink： put you to work。 We want to help you focus your talent； sharpen it； and use it for the betterment of all mankind。 You won't be able to see any of your old friends again…there's no security risk on earth like an old friend； we've found…and there's not a whole lot of cash in it； at least to begin with； but there's a lot of satisfaction； and what I'm going to offer you is only the bottom rung of what may turn out to be a very high ladder。'
'Don't forget those fringe benefits；' I said； kind of raising my voice on the last word； turning it into a question； if he wanted to take it that way。
He grinned and clapped me on the shoulder。 'That's right；' he said。 'Those famous fringe benefits。'
By then I was starting to get excited。 My doubts weren't gone； but they were melting away。 'So tell me about it；' I said。 My heart was beating hard； but it wasn't fear。 Not anymore。 'Make me an offer I can't refuse。'
And that's just what he did。
XI
Three weeks later I'm on an airplane for the first time in my life…and what a way to lose your cherry！ The only passenger in a Lear 35； listening to Counting Crows pouring out of quad speakers with a Coke in one hand； watching as the altimeter climbs all the way to forty…two thousand feet。 That's over a mile higher than most mercial jetliners fly； the pilot told me。 And a ride as smooth as the seat of a girl's underpants。
I spent a week in Peoria； and I was homesick。 Really homesick。 Surprised the shit out of me。 There were a couple of nights when I even cried myself to sleep。 I'm ashamed to say that； but I've been truthful so far； and don't want to start lying or leaving things out now。
Ma was the least of what I missed。 You'd think we would have been close； as it was 'us against the world；' in a manner of speaking； but my mother was never much for loving and forting。 She didn't whip on my head or put out her cigarettes in my armpits or anything like that； but so what？ I mean； big whoop。 I've never had any kids； so I guess I can't say for sure； but I somehow don't think being a great parent is about the stuff you didn't do to your rug monkeys。 Ma was always more into her friends than me； and her weekly trip to the beauty shop； and Friday nights out at the Reservation。 Her big ambition in life was to win a twenty…number Bingo and drive home in a brand…new Monte Carlo。 I'm not sitting on the pity…pot； either。 I'm just telling you how it was。
Mr。 Sharpton called Ma and told her that I'd been chosen to intern in the Trans Corporation's advanced puter training and placement project； a special deal for non…diploma kids with potential。 The story was actually pretty believable。 I was a shitty math student and froze up almost pletely in classes like English； where you were supposed to talk； but I was always on good terms with the school puters。 In fact； although I don't like to brag （and I never let any of the faculty in on this little secret）； I could program rings around Mr。 Jacubois and Mrs。 Wilcoxen。 I never cared much about puter games…they're strictly for dickbrains； in my humble opinion…but I could keyjack like a mad motherfucker。 Pug used to drop by and watch me； sometimes。
'I can't believe you；' he said once。 'Man； you got that thing smokin and tokin。'
I shrugged。 'Any fool can peel the Apple；' I said。 'It takes a real man to eat the core。'
So Ma believed it （she might have had a few more questions if she knew the Trans Corporation was flying me out to Illinois in a private jet； but she didn't）； and I didn't miss her all that much。 But I missed Pug； and John Cassiday； who was our other friend from our Supr Savr days。 John plays bass in a punk band； wears a gold ring in his left eyebrow； and has just about every Subpop record ever made。 He cried when Kurt Cobain ate the dirt sandwich。 Didn't try to hide it or blame it on allergies； either。 Just said； 'I'm sad because Kurt died。' John's eventual。
And I missed Harkerville。 Perverse but true。 Being at the training center in Peoria was like being born again； somehow； and I guess being born always hurts。
I thought I might meet some other people like me…if this was a book or a movie （or maybe just an episode of The X…Files）； I would meet a cute chick with nifty little tits and the ability to shut doors from across the room…but that didn't happen。 I'm pretty sure there were other trannies at Peoria when I was there； but Dr。 Wentworth and the other folks running the place were careful to keep us separated。 I once asked why； and got a runaround。 That's when I started to realize that not everybody who had TRANSCORP printed on their shirts or walked around with TransCorp clipboards was my pal； or wanted to be my long…lost Dad。
And it was about killing people； that's what I was training for。 The folks in Peoria didn't talk about that all the time； but no one tried to sugarcoat it； either。 I just had to remember the targets were bad guys； dictators and spies and serial killers； and as Mr。 Sharpton said； people did it in wars all the time。 Plus； it wasn't personal。 No guns； no knives； no garrotes。 I'd never get blood splashed on me。
Like I told you； I never saw Mr。 Sharpton again…at least not yet； I haven't…but I talked to him every day of the week I was in Peoria； and that eased the pain and strangeness considerably。 Talking to him was like having someone put a cool cloth on your brow。 He gave me his number the night we talked in his Mercedes； and told me to call him anytime。 Even at three in the morning； if I was feeling upset。 Once I did just that。 I almost hung up on the second ring； because people may say call them anytime； even at three in the morning； but they don't really expect you to do it。 But I hung in there。 I was homesick； yeah； but it was more than that。 The place wasn't what I had expected； exactly； and I wanted to tell Mr。 Sharpton so。 See how he took it； kind of。
He answered on the third ring； and although he sounded sleepy （big surprise there； huh？）； he didn't sound at all pissed。 I told him that some of the stuff they were doing was quite weird。 The test with all the flashing lights； for example。 They said it was a test for epilepsy； but …
'I went to sleep right in the middle of it；' I said。 'And when I woke up； I had a headache and it was hard to think。 You know what I felt like？ A file…cabinet after someone's been rummaging through it。'
'What's your point； Dink？' Mr。 Sharpton asked。
'I think they hypnotized me；' I said。
A brief pause。 Then： 'Maybe they did。 Probably they did。'
'But why？ Why would they？ I'm doing everything they ask； so why would they want to hypnotize me？'
'I don't know all their routines and protocols； but I suspect they're programming you。 Putting a lot of housekeeping stuff on the lower levels of your mind so they won't have to junk up the conscious part 。 。 。 and maybe screw up your special ability； while they're at it。 Really no different than programming a puter's hard disk； and no more sinister。'
'But you don't know for sure？'
'No…as I say； training and testing are not my purview。 But I'll make some calls； and Dr。 Wentworth will talk to you。 It may even be that an apology is due。 If that's the case； Dink； you may be sure that it will be tendered。 Our trannies are too rare and too valuable to be upset needlessly。 Now； is there anything else？'
I thought about it； then said no。 I thanked him and hung up。 It had been on the tip of my tongue to tell him I thought I'd been drugged； as well 。