There was no alcohol in her system and her marriage was in good shape （no kids； at least； thank God for small favors）； so the idea of suicide was farfetched。 She had been looking forward to the future； had even talked about getting a puter to celebrate a new research grant。 She'd refused to own a PC since 1988 or so； had lost some valuable data in one when it locked up； and had distrusted them ever since。 She would use her department's equipment when she absolutely had to； but that was all。
The coroner's verdict had been accidental death。
Professor Ann Tevitch； a clinical biologist； had been in the forefront of West Coast AIDS research。 Another scientist； this one in California； said that her death might set back the search for a cure five years。 'She was a key player；' he said。 'Smart； yes； but more…I once heard someone refer to her as 'a natural…born facilitator；' and that's as good a description as any。 Ann was the kind of person who holds other people together。 Her death is a great loss to the dozens of people who knew and loved her； but it's an even greater loss to this cause。'
Billy Unger was also easy enough to find。 His picture topped page one of the Stovington Weekly Courant instead of getting stuck down there in The Dead Folks' Nook； but that might have been because there weren't many famous people in Stovington。 Unger had been General William 'Roll Em' Unger； winner of the Silver Star and Bronze Star in Korea。 During the Kennedy administration he was an Undersecretary of Defense （Acquisition Reform）； and one of the really big war…hawks of that time。 Kill the Russkies； drink their blood； keep America safe for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade； that sort of thing。
Then； around the time Lyndon Johnson was escalating the war in Vietnam； Billy Unger had a change of mind and heart。 He began writing letters to newspapers。 He started his op…ed page career by saying that we were handling the war wrong。 He progressed to the idea that we were wrong to be in Vietnam at all。 Then； around 1975 or so； he got to the point of saying all wars were wrong。 That was okay with most Vermonters。
He served seven terms in the state legislature； starting in 1978。 When a group of Progressive Democrats asked him to run for the U。S。 Senate in 1996； he said he wanted to 'do some reading and consider his options。' The implication was that he would be ready for a national career in politics by 2000； 2002 at the latest。 He was getting old； but Vermonters like old guys； I guess。 1996 went past without Unger declaring himself a candidate for anything （possibly because his wife died of cancer）； and before 2002 came around； he bought himself a big old dirt sandwich and ate every bite。
There was a small but loyal contingent in Stovington which claimed Roll Em's death was an accident； that Silver Star winners don't jump off their roofs even if they have lost a wife to cancer in the last year or so； but the rest pointed out that the guy probably hadn't been repairing the shingles…not in his nightshirt； not at two o'clock in the morning。
Suicide was the verdict。
Yeah。 Right。 Kiss my ass and go to Heaven。
XVIII
I left the library and thought I'd head home。 Instead； I went back to the same park bench again。 I sat there until the sun was low and the place had pretty much emptied out of kids and Frisbee…catching dogs。 And although I'd been in Columbia City for three months by then； it was the latest I'd ever been out。 That's sad； I guess。 I thought I was living a life here； finally getting away from Ma and living a life； but all I've been doing is throwing a shadow。
If people； certain people； were checking up on me； they might wonder why the change in routine。 So I got up； went on home； boiled up a bag of that shit…on…a…shingle stuff； and turned on my TV。 I've got cable； the full package including premium movie channels； and I've never seen a single bill。 How's that for an eventual deal？ I turned on Cinemax。 Rutger Hauer was playing a blind karate…fighter。 I sat down on the couch beneath my fake Rembrandt and watched the show。 I didn't see it； but I ate my chow and looked at it。
I thought about stuff。 About a newspaper columnist who had liberal ideas and a conservative readership。 About an AIDS researcher who served an important linking function with other AIDS researchers。 About an old general who changed his mind。 I thought about the fact that I only knew these three by name because they didn't have modems and e…mail capability。
There was other stuff to think about； too。 Like how you could hypnotize a talented guy； or drug him； or maybe even expose him to other talented guys in order to keep him from asking any of the wrong questions or doing any of the wrong things。 Like how you could make sure such a talented guy couldn't run away even if he happened to wake up to the truth。 You'd do that by setting him up in what was； essentially； a cashless existence 。 。 。 a life where rule number one was no ratholing any extra dough； not even pocket…change。 What sort of talented guy would fall for something like that？ A naive one； with few friends and next to no self…image。 A guy who would sell you his talented soul for a few groceries and seventy bucks a week； because he believes that's about what it's worth。
I didn't want to think about any of that。 I tried to concentrate on Rutger Hauer； doing all that amusing blind karate shit （Pug would have laughed his ass off if he'd been there； believe me）； so I wouldn't have to think about any of that。
Two hundred； for instance。 There was a number I didn't want to think about。 200。 10 x 20； 40 x 5。 CC； to the old Romans。 At least two hundred times I'd pushed the button that brought the message DINKYMAIL SENT up on my screen。
It occurred to me…for the first time； as if I was finally waking up…that I was a murderer。 A mass murderer。
Yes indeed。 That's what it es down to。
Good of mankind？ Bad of mankind？ Indifferent of mankind？ Who makes those judgements？ Mr。 Sharpton？ His bosses？ Their bosses？ And does it matter？
I decided it didn't matter a fuck in a rabbit…hutch。 I further decided I really couldn't spend too much time moaning （even to myself） how I had been drugged； hypnotized； or exposed to some kind of mind…control。 The truth was； I'd been doing what I was doing because I loved the feeling I got when I was posing the special letters； the feeling that there was a river of fire running through the center of my head。
Mostly； I'd been doing it because I could。
'That's not true；' I said 。 。 。 but not real loud。 I whispered it under my breath。 They probably don't have any bugs planted here； I'm sure they don't； but it's best to be safe。
I started writing this 。 。 。 what is it？ A report； maybe。 I started writing this report later that night 。 。 。 as soon as the Rutger Hauer movie was over； in fact。 I write in a notebook； though； not on my puter； and I write in plain old English。 No sankofites； no bews； no smims。 There's a loose floor…tile under the Ping…Pong table down in the basement。 That's where I keep my report。 I just now looked back at how I started。 I've got a good job now； I wrote； and no reason to feel glum。 Idiotic。 But of course； any fool who can pucker is apt to whistle past the graveyard。
When I went to bed that night； I dreamed I was in the parking lot of the Supr Savr。 Pug was there； wearing his red duster and a hat on his head like the one Mickey Mouse wore in Fantasia…that's the movie where Mickey played the Sorcerer's Apprentice。 Halfway across the parking lot； shopping carts were lined up in a row。 Pug would raise his hand； then lower it。 Each time he did this； a cart would start rolling by itself； gathering speed； rushing across the lot until it crashed into the brick side of the supermarket。 They were piling up there； a glittering junkheap of metal and wheels。 For once in his life； Pug wasn't smiling。 I wanted to ask him what he was doing and what it meant； but of course I knew。
'He's been good to me；' I told Pug in this dream。 It was Mr。 Sharp…ton I meant； of course。 'He's been really； really eventual。'
Pug turned fully to me then； and I saw it wasn't Pug at all。 It was Skipper； and his head had been smashed in all the way down to the eyebrows。 Shattered hunks of skull stuck up in a circle； making him look like he was wearing a bone crown。
'You're not looking through a bombsight；' Skipper said； and grinned。 'You are the bombsight。 How do you like that； Dinkster？'
I woke up in the dark of my room； sweating； with my hands over my mouth to hold in a scream； so I guess I didn't like it very much。
XIX
Writing this has been a sad education； let me tell you。 It's like hey； Dink； wele to the real world。 Mostly it's the image of grinding up dollar bills in the kitchen pig that es to me when I think about what has happened to me； but I know that's only because it's easier to think of grinding up money （or chucking it into the storm…drain） than it is to think about grinding up people。 Sometimes I hate myself； sometimes I'm scared for my immortal soul （if I have one）； and sometimes I'm just embarrassed。 Trust me； Mr。 Sharpton said； and I did。 I mean； duh； how dumb