himself。
〃I have just seen her； she is in great pain； poor soul！〃 said the
Baron。
〃Then the sufferings of others must afford you much joy； my friend；〃
retorted Crevel with acrimony； 〃for you have come down with a face
that is positively beaming。 Is Lisbeth likely to die？ For your
daughter； they say； is her heiress。 You are not like the same man。 You
left this room looking like the Moor of Venice； and you come back with
the air of Saint…Preux！I wish I could see Madame Marneffe's face at
this minute〃
〃And pray； what do you mean by that？〃 said Marneffe to Crevel； packing
his cards and laying them down in front of him。
A light kindled in the eyes of this man； decrepit at the age of forty…
seven； a faint color flushed his flaccid cold cheeks； his ill…
furnished mouth was half open； and on his blackened lips a sort of
foam gathered； thick； and as white as chalk。 This fury in such a
helpless wretch； whose life hung on a thread； and who in a duel would
risk nothing while Crevel had everything to lose； frightened the
Mayor。
〃I said；〃 repeated Crevel； 〃that I should like to see Madame
Marneffe's face。 And with all the more reason since yours； at this
moment； is most unpleasant。 On my honor； you are horribly ugly； my
dear Marneffe〃
〃Do you know that you are very uncivil？〃
〃A man who has won thirty francs of me in forty…five minutes cannot
look handsome in my eyes。〃
〃Ah； if you had but seen me seventeen years ago！〃 replied the clerk。
〃You were so good…looking？〃 asked Crevel。
〃That was my ruin； now； if I had been like youI might be a mayor and
a peer。〃
〃Yes；〃 said Crevel； with a smile； 〃you have been too much in the wars；
and of the two forms of metal that may be earned by worshiping the god
of trade； you have taken the worsethe dross！〃 ＇This dialogue is
garnished with puns for which it is difficult to find any English
equivalent。＇ And Crevel roared with laughter。 Though Marneffe could
take offence if his honor were in peril； he always took these rough
pleasantries in good part； they were the small coin of conversation
between him and Crevel。
〃The daughters of Eve cost me dear； no doubt； but； by the powers！
'Short and sweet' is my motto。〃
〃 'Long and happy' is more to my mind；〃 returned Crevel。
Madame Marneffe now came in； she saw that her husband was at cards
with Crevel； and only the Baron in the room besides； a mere glance at
the municipal dignitary showed her the frame of mind he was in； and
her line of conduct was at once decided on。
〃Marneffe； my dear boy；〃 said she； leaning on her husband's shoulder；
and passing her pretty fingers through his dingy gray hair； but
without succeeding in covering his bald head with it； 〃it is very late
for you； you ought to be in bed。 To…morrow； you know； you must dose
yourself by the doctor's orders。 Reine will give you your herb tea at
seven。 If you wish to live； give up your game。〃
〃We will pay it out up to five points；〃 said Marneffe to Crevel。
〃Very goodI have scored two；〃 replied the Mayor。
〃How long will it take you？〃
〃Ten minutes；〃 said Marneffe。
〃It is eleven o'clock；〃 replied Valerie。 〃Really； Monsieur Crevel； one
might fancy you meant to kill my husband。 Make haste； at any rate。〃
This double…barreled speech made Crevel and Hulot smile； and even
Marneffe himself。 Valerie sat down to talk to Hector。
〃You must leave； my dearest；〃 said she in Hulot's ear。 〃Walk up and
down the Rue Vanneau； and come in again when you see Crevel go out。〃
〃I would rather leave this room and go into your room through the
dressing…room door。 You could tell Reine to let me in。〃
〃Reine is upstairs attending to Lisbeth。〃
〃Well； suppose then I go up to Lisbeth's rooms？〃
Danger hemmed in Valerie on every side； she foresaw a discussion with
Crevel； and could not allow Hulot to be in her room； where he could
hear all that went on。And the Brazilian was upstairs with Lisbeth。
〃Really； you men； when you have a notion in your head； you would burn
a house down to get into it！〃 exclaimed she。 〃Lisbeth is not in a fit
state to admit you。Are you afraid of catching cold in the street？ Be
off thereor good…night。〃
〃Good evening； gentlemen；〃 said the Baron to the other two。
Hulot； when piqued in his old man's vanity； was bent on proving that
he could play the young man by waiting for the happy hour in the open
air； and he went away。
Marneffe bid his wife good…night； taking her hands with a semblance of
devotion。 Valerie pressed her husband's hand with a significant
glance； conveying：
〃Get rid of Crevel。〃
〃Good…night； Crevel；〃 said Marneffe。 〃I hope you will not stay long
with Valerie。 Yes！ I am jealousa little late in the day； but it has
me hard and fast。 I shall come back to see if you are gone。〃
〃We have a little business to discuss； but I shall not stay long；〃
said Crevel。
〃Speak low。What is it？〃 said Valerie； raising her voice； and looking
at him with a mingled expression of haughtiness and scorn。
Crevel； as he met this arrogant stare； though he was doing Valerie
important services； and had hoped to plume himself on the fact； was at
once reduced to submission。
〃That Brazilian〃 he began； but； overpowered by Valerie's fixed
look of contempt； he broke off。
〃What of him？〃 said she。
〃That cousin〃
〃Is no cousin of mine；〃 said she。 〃He is my cousin to the world and to
Monsieur Marneffe。 And if he were my lover； it would be no concern of
yours。 A tradesman who pays a woman to be revenged on another man； is；
in my opinion； beneath the man who pays her for love of her。 You did
not care for me； all you saw in me was Monsieur Hulot's mistress。 You
bought me as a man buys a pistol to kill his adversary。 I wanted
breadI accepted the bargain。〃
〃But you have not carried it out；〃 said Crevel； the tradesman once
more。
〃You want Baron Hulot to be told that you have robbed him of his
mistress； to pay him out for having robbed you of Josepha？ Nothing can
more clearly prove your baseness。 You say you love a woman； you treat
her like a duchess； and then you want to degrade her？ Well； my good
fellow； and you are right。 This woman is no match for Josepha。 That
young person has the courage of her disgrace； while II am a
hypocrite； and deserve to be publicly whipped。Alas！ Josepha is
protected by her cleverness and her wealth。 I have nothing to shelter
me but my reputation； I am still the worthy and blameless wife of a
plain citizen； if you create a scandal； what is to become of me？ If I
were rich； then indeed； but my income is fifteen thousand francs a
year at most； I suppose。〃
〃Much more than that；〃 said Crevel。 〃I have doubled your savings in
these last two months by investing in /Orleans/。〃
〃Well； a position in Paris begins with fifty thousand。 And you
certainly will not make up to me for the position I should surrender。
What was my aim？ I want to see Marneffe a first…class clerk； he will
then draw a salary of six thousand francs。 He has been twenty…seven
years in his office； within three years I shall have a right to a
pension of fifteen hundred francs when he dies。 You； to whom I have
been entirely kind； to whom I have given your fill of happinessyou
cannot wait！And that is what men call love！〃 she exclaimed。
〃Though I began with an ulterior purpose；〃 said Crevel； 〃I have become
your poodle。 You trample on my heart； you crush me； you stultify me；
and I love you as I have never loved in my life。 Valerie； I love you
as much as I love my Celestine。 I am capable of anything for your
sake。Listen； instead of coming twice a week to the Rue du Dauphin；
come three times。〃
〃Is that all！ You are quite young again； my dear boy！〃
〃Only let me pack off Hulot； humiliate him； rid you of him；〃 said
Crevel； not heeding her impertinence！ 〃Have nothing to say to the
Brazilian； be mine alone； you shall not repent of it。 To begin with； I
will give you eight thousand francs a year； secured by bond； but only
as an annuity； I will not give you the capital till the end of five
years' constancy〃
〃Always a bargain！ A tradesman can never learn to give。 You want to
stop for refreshments on the road of lovein the form of Government
bonds！ Bah！ Shopman； pomatum seller！ you put a price on everything！
Hector told me that the Duc d'Herouville gave Josepha a bond for
thirty thousand francs a year in a packet of sugar almonds！ And I am
worth six of Josepha。
〃Oh！ to be loved！〃 she went on； twisting her ringlets round her
fingers； and looking at herself in the glass。 〃Henri loves me。 He
would smash you like a fly if I winked at him！ Hulot loves me； he
leaves his wife in beggary！ As for you； go my good man； be the worthy
father of a family。 You have three hundred thousand francs over and
above your fortune； only to amuse yourself； a hoard； in fact； and you
think of nothing but increasing it〃
〃For you； Valerie； since I offer you half；〃 said he； falling on his
knees。
〃What； still here！〃 cried Marneffe； hideous in his dressing…gown。
〃What are you about？〃
〃He is begging my pardon； my dear； for an insulting proposal he has
dared to make me。 Unable to obtain my consent； my gentleman proposed
to pay me〃
Crevel only longed to vanish into the cellar； throu