ack of money all things go to rack。 Our very bills offered to be sold upon the Exchange at 10 per cent。 loss。 We are upon getting Sir B。 Ford's house added to our Office。 But I see so many difficulties will follow in pleasing of one another in the dividing of it； and in becoming bound personally to pay the rent of 200l。 per annum； that I do believe it will yet scarce come to pass。 The season very sickly every where of strange and fatal fevers。
SEPTEMBER 1； 1661。 Captn。 Holmes and I by coach to White Hall； in our way； I found him by discourse； to be a great friend of my Lord's； and he told me there was a many did seek to remove him； but they were old seamen； such as Sir J。 Minnes； ＇A Vice…Admiral； and afterwards Comptroller of the Navy。＇ （but he would name no more； though he do believe Sir W。 Batten is one of them that do envy him；） but he says he knows that the King do so love him； and the Duke of York too； that there is no fear of him。 He seems to be very well acquainted with the King's mind； and with all the several factions at Court； and spoke all with so much franknesse； that I do take him to be my Lord's good friend； and one able to do him great service； being a cunning fellow； and one （by his own confession to me） that can put on two several faces； and look his enemies in the face with as much love as his friends。 But； good God！ what an age is this； and what a world is this！ that a man cannot live without playing the knave and dissimulation。
2nd。 I find that there are endeavours to get my Lord out of play at sea； which I believe Mr。 Coventry and the Duke do think will make them more absolute； but I hope； for all this； they will not be able to do it。
3rd。 Dined at home； and then with my wife to the Wardrobe； where my Lady's child was christened； （my Lord Crewe and his Lady； and my Lady Montagu； my Lord's mother…in…law； were the witnesses）； and named Katherine （the Queen elect's name）； but to my and all our trouble； the Parson of the parish christened her； and did not sign the child with the sign of the cross。 After that was done； we had a very fine banquet。
7th。 Having appointed the young ladies at the Wardrobe to go with them to the play to…day； my wife and I took them to the theatre； where we seated ourselves close by the King； and Duke of York； and Madame Palmer； which was great content； and； indeed； I can never enough admire her beauty。 And here was 〃Bartholomew Fayre；〃 ＇A Comedy； by Ben Jonson； first acted in 1614。＇ with the puppet…showe； acted to day； which had not been these forty years； （it being so satyricall against puritanism； they durst not till now； which is strange they should already dare to do it； and the King do countenance it；） but I do never a whit like it the better for the puppets； but rather the worse。 Thence home with the ladies； it being by reason of our staying a great while for the King's coming； and the length of the play！ near nine o'clock before it was done。
11th。 To Dr。 Williams； who did carry me into his garden； where he hath abundance of grapes： and he did show me how a dog that he hath do kill all the cats that come thither to kill his pigeons； and do afterwards bury them； and do it with so much care that they shall be quite covered； that if the tip of the tail hangs out he will take up the cat again； and dig the hole deeper。 Which is very strange； and he tells me； that he do believe that he hath killed above 100 cats。
12th。 To my Lady's to dinner at the Wardrobe； and in my way upon the Thames； I saw the King's new pleasure…boat that is come now for the King to take pleasure in above bridge； and also two Gundaloes that are lately brought； which are very rich and fine。 ＇Gondolas。 Davenant uses the expression； 〃Step into one of your peascod boats； whose tilts are not so sumptuous as the roofs of Gundaloes。〃＇
24th。 Letters from sea； that speak of my Lord's being well； and his action； though not considerable of any side； at Argier。
25th。 Sir W。 Pen told me that I need not fear any reflection upon my Lord for their ill successe at Argier； for more could not be done。 To my Lord Crewe's； and dined with him； where I was used with all imaginable kindness both from him and her。 And I see that he is afraid my Lord's reputacon will a little suffer in common talk by this late successe； but there is no help for it now。 The Queen of England （as she is now owned and called） I hear doth keep open Court； and distinct at Lisbone。
27th。 At noon； met my wife at the Wardrobe； and there dined where we found Captn。 Country； （my little Captain that I loved； who carried me to the Sound；） with some grapes and millons from my Lord at Lisbone。 The first that ever I saw； but the grapes are rare things。 In the afternoon comes Mr。 Edwd。 Montagu （by appointment this morning） to talk with my Lady and me about the provisions fit to be bought； and sent to my Lord along with him。 And told us； that we need not trouble ourselves how to buy them； for the King would pay for all； and that he would take care to get them： which put my Lady and me into a great deal of ease of mind。 Here we staid and supped too； and； after my wife had put up some of the grapes in a basket for to be sent to the King we took coach and home； were we found a hampire of millons sent to me also。
30th。 This morning up by moone…shine； at 5 o'clock； to White Hall； to meet Mr。 Moore at the Privy Seale； and there I heard of a fray between the two Embassadors of Spaine ＇The Baron de Vatteville。＇ and France； ＇Godfrey； Count D'Estrades； Marshal of France； and Viceroy of America。 He proved himself upon many occasions； an able diplomatist； and particularly at the conferences of Nimeguen when acting as ambassador in 1673。 Ob。 1686； aet。 suae 79；VIDE HIS LETTERS TO LOUIS XIV。 IN THE APPEND。＇ and that； this day； being the day of the entrance of an Embassador from Sweden； they intended to fight for the precedence。 Our King； I heard； ordered that no Englishman should meddle in the business； but let them do what they would。 And to that end all the soldiers in the town were in arms all the day long； and some of the train…bands in the City； and a great bustle through the City all the day。 Then we took coach （which was the business I come for） to Chelsey； to my Lord Privy Seale； and there got him to seal the business。 Here I saw by day…light two very fine pictures in the gallery； that a little while ago I saw by night； and did also go all over the house； and found it to be the prettiest contrived house that I ever saw in my life。 So back again； and at White Hall light； and saw the soldiers and people running up and down the streets。 So I went to the Spanish； Embassador's and the French； and there saw great preparations on both sides； but the French made the most noise and ranted most； but the other made no stir almost at all； so that I was afraid the other would have too great a conquest over them。 Then to the Wardrobe； and dined there； and then abroad and in Cheapside hear that the Spanish hath got the best of it； and killed three of the French coach…horses and severall men； and is gone through the City next to our King's coach； at which； it is strange； to see how all the City did rejoice。 And indeed we do naturally all love the Spanish； and hate the French。 But I； as I am in all things curious； presently got to the water…side； and there took oares to Westminster Palace； and run after them through all the dirt and the streets full of people： till at last； at the Mewes； I saw the Spanish coach go； with fifty drawn swords at least to guard it； and our soldiers shouting for joy。 And so I followed the coach； and then met it at York House； where the embassador lies； and there it went in with great state。 ＇York House belonged to the See of York till James 1st's time； when Toby Matthews exchanged it with the Crown。 Chancellors Egerton and Bacon resided there； after which it was granted to Villiers； Duke of Buckingham。 Subsequently to the Restoration his son occupied the house some years； and disposing of the premises； they were converted into the streets still bearing his names； and the general appellation of York Buildings。＇ So then I went to the French house； where I observe still； that there is no men in the world of a more insolent spirit where they do well； nor before they begin a matter； and more abject if they do miscarry； than these people are； for they all look like dead men； and not a word among them； but shake their heads。 The truth is； the Spaniards were not only observed to fight most desperately； but also they did outwitt them； first in lining their own harnesse with chains of iron that they could not be cut； then in setting their coach in the most advantageous place； and to appoint men to guard every one of their horses； and others for to guard the coach； and others the coachmen。 And above all in setting upon the French horses and killing them； for by that means the French were not able to stir。 There were several men slain of the French； and one or two of the Spaniards and one Englishman； by a bullet。 Which is very observable； the French were at least four to one in number； and had near 100 case of pistols among them； and the Spaniards had not one gun among them； which is for their honour for eve