hich you are now going to abolish。 You can ship him off for treatment at an establishment for the criminally insane。 Along with the fat man next to him。 I have them here because I wanted you to see just what your policies of benign neglect had forced on the human beings out there on garbage world。〃
I smiled and waited for the cursing and the spitting to die down； then nodded pleasantly at the unwholesome twosome。
〃Would anyone here like to live in the kind of societies that you are subjecting the helpless people on Liokukae to？ A mittee must be appointed now。 Plans drawn up to free the women and children from their bondage。 You will find that Mata will be able to advise you on that。 I think the various males on the planet will have to be interviewed separately。 I'm sure that a number of them like their world the way it is。 They can have it。 The others deserve something better。 But all that is in the future。 First let us look at the past。 I'm sure that the others on my team will grieve the passing of The Stainless Steel Rats。 We have played our last gig； sung our last song。 And we did pretty well for a bunch of amateurs。 One juvenile criminal。 An admiral； an unarmed bat expert； and a…what are you really； Madonette？ And don't embarrass both of us by talking about the imaginary office job again。 That's not your style。 Everyone else has e clean…so how about you？〃
She drew herself up； looked grim…then smiled。 〃You deserve the truth； Jim。 My office really is out there。 But it is in the Galaksia Universitato where I teach in the department of archeology。 The university has so much money involved in this operation that they insisted on a representative。〃
〃I'm glad it was you； Professor。 Been fun working with you。〃 I blew her a kiss； which she snatched out of the air and blew back。
〃I didn't know about this！〃 Admiral Steengo said； more than miffed。 〃I am beginning to find out that there are levels of secrecy and duplicity in this so…called artifact retrieval operation that no one seems to know anything about。 The more I discover about it…the more it stinks。 And more and more it appears to bear the stamp of Stinky Benbow。〃
〃That nickname is classified and will be stricken from the records；〃 a loathsomely familiar voice grated from the direction of the suddenly opened door。 〃Fun and games are over。 Sit down diGriz。 I am in charge now。〃
〃Well as I live and breathe！〃 I turned； filled with great pleasure； to face the ever…scowling countenance of Admiral Benbow。 〃This is almost too good to be true。 The old poisoner himself…in person。〃
〃You will be silent。 That is an order。〃
Steengo was shocked。 〃Benbow； you bastard…have you been going over my head with this project？ Are there other things about it that even I don't know？〃
〃Plenty。 But your need to know is plenty far down the knowing chain of mand。 So； like this crook…shut up。〃
〃No more orders； Benbow；〃 I broke in。 Reluctantly since there is nothing I enjoy more than a brace of admirals slanging each other off。 But this was a time for work； not fun。 〃Now tell the truth； just for a change。 It was your idea to give me the fake thirty…day poison； wasn't it？〃
〃Of course。 I know how to deal with criminals。 No trust； just fear。 And plete control。〃 The lizard lips bent into a frigid smile。 〃I will show you how it works。〃
He snapped his fingers and an aide hurried in with a familiar package。 He held it up and the serpentine smile broadened。 〃You didn't really think that I would let you get away with this； did you？〃
It was the package with the three million credits that I had mailed to Professor Van Diver for safekeeping。 My fee for putting my life in danger； money well earned。 Now in the hands of the enemy。 Not only wasn't I bothered by seeing it…I was overjoyed。
〃How kind of you； dear Admiral；〃 I chortled。 〃The circle is plete； the ring closed。 The play ended。 The alien artifact retrieved。 The last song sung。 Thank you； thank you。〃
〃Don't sound so cheery； diGriz…because you are in the deep cagal。 Although you will not be executed for robbing the Mint you will get a well…deserved prison sentence for that crime。 This fee； which you extorted from the university； will be returned to them。 Along with that artifact 。 。 。〃
〃Oh…so we have remembered it at last。 Don't you want to know what it is； what it does？〃
〃No。 Not my problem。 Let the university worry about that。 I was against this entire operation from the first。 Now it is over and life will go on the way it was。〃
〃Including life on this despicable planet？〃
〃Of course。 We are not going to let the do…gooders interfere with the sound administration of the law。〃
〃Admiral…I do admire you；〃 I said； standing and turning to the intent audience。 〃Hear that； Iron John？ You can go back to your old job at the bottom of the pond as soon as your bones heal。 Svinjar； more killing and general swinery on your part。 There will be the return of the rule of law and justice…on Admiral Benbow's terms。〃
〃Arrest this man；〃 Benbow ordered； and two armed guards entered and marched towards me。
〃I'll go quietly；〃 I said。 Turned and touched the alien artifact as I had been instructed to。 〃But I'll go alone。〃
It was so quiet you could heard a pin drop。 But； of course； a pin could not drop。
Nothing could move； was moving。 Would move for quite a while。
Except me； of course。 Strolling over； cheerfully whistling 〃Nothing's Too Bad for the Enemy；〃 relieving the Admiral of my hard…earned fee。 Smiling benignly into his glaring； frozen face。 Due to stay that way for quite awhile。 I turned and waved at my statue…like audience。
〃The best part was working with The Stainless Steel Rats。 Thanks guys。 Thanks as well to you； Captain Tremearne。 In fact…not only thank you…but could you give me a little help？〃
I walked over and touched his arm as I said this； enclosing him in the stasis…resistant field that enveloped me。
〃Help you do what？〃 He looked around at the motionless scene； turned back to me。 〃What's going on here？〃
〃What you see is what you get。 No one is hurt； but no one is going to move for some time。 Temporal stasis。 When they e out of it they will never know that they have been in it。〃
〃This is what happened to Floyd？〃
〃Exactly。〃
〃Exactly what？〃
〃Time travelers。 The alien artifact is not alien at all…but a human construct from the far future； sent back and lost in time。 I promised the time travelers not to tell anybody。 I'll make this single exception since I need your help。〃
〃Doing what？〃
〃Getting both of us out of here so we can start the job of cleaning up this putrid planet。 Here is what we have to do。 Admiral Benbow has just arrived； as you saw； which means there is an interstellar spacer up there now in orbit about this planet。 You and I will grab some transportation and get up to it。 Once there you will use your rank； guile and forceful manner to see that we get aboard and far away from Liokukae。 Then； when we get back to civilization； we will generate plenty of publicity about the evils men do here on this planet。 It will be a scandal and heads will roll。〃
〃Mine will be the first。 Along with a court…martial； possible flaying and certainly life imprisonment。〃
〃It shouldn't be that bad。 If we get the forces of light on our side； why then the forces of darkness won't be able to lay a finger on you。〃
〃It will take time 。 。 。〃
〃Captain…that's the one thing we got plenty of！ A good six months of it。 That's how long this stasis will last。 They won't know it； will not even realize a single second has passed。 But； oh； will there be consternation among them when they discover how things have changed while they have been dozing！ When I leave here the stasis will seal itself； impenetrable and impermeable。 By the time it lifts the reform campaign will have succeeded and this prison planet will be nothing but a bad memory。〃
〃And I will be cashiered； out of a job； will have lost my pension…the works。〃
〃And many a human being will be alive and happy who would have been miserable or dead。 Besides； the military is no place for a groom man。 And with a million credits in the bank you can buy lawyers； live the good life； forget your past。〃
〃What million？〃
〃The bribe that I am going to pay into a numbered account for you to make all of this worth your while。〃
He shook his fist。 〃You are a crook； diGriz！ Do you think that I would stoop to your criminal； crooked level？〃
〃No。 But you might be the administrator of the Save Liokukae Fund which has been set up by an anonymous benefactor。〃
He scowled； opened his mouth to protest。 Stopped。 Burst out laughing。
〃Jim…you are something else again！ What the hell…I'll do it。 But on my terms； understand？〃
〃Understood。 Just tell me where to mail the check。〃
〃All right。 Now let's get you a uniform while I forge some shipping orders。 I have the feeling that I am going to enjoy being a civilian。〃
〃You will； you will。 Shall we go？〃
We went。 Marching in step in a most military manner。 Marching into the future； into a better； brighter future。
The blues had been sung。 A page turned； a chapter ended。 Tremearne would do a good job of sorting out this repellent world。 I would do equally well as I slipped away between the interstic