s：〃As thou seemest again to revive the spirit of ancient adventure； permit me to place upon thy head this favour； as a mark of the esteem in which I hold thy valorous disposition。〃
The Lady Fragrantia； my dear friends； was one of the most divine creatures in all Great Britain； and was desperately in love with me。 She was drawing my portrait upon a piece of white satin； when the most noble Hilaro Frosticos advanced。 He pointed to the cap of dignity which he had placed upon my head。 〃I do declare； Hilaro；〃 said the lovely Fragrantia； 〃'tis pretty； 'tis interesting； I love you； and I like you； my dear Baron；〃 said she； putting on another plume： 〃this gives it an air more delicate and more fantastical。 I do thus； my dear Munchausen； as your friend； yet you can reject or accept my present just as you please； but I like the fancy； 'tis a good one； and I mean to improve it： and against whatever enemies you go； I shall have the sweet satisfaction to remember you bear my favour on your head！〃
I snatched it with trepidation； and gracefully dropping on my knees； I three times kissed it with all the rapture of romantic love。 〃I swear；〃 cried I； 〃by thy bright eyes； and by the lovely whiteness of thine arm； that no savage； tyrant； or enemy upon the face of the earth shall despoil me of this favour； while one drop of the blood of the Munchausens doth circulate in my veins！ I will bear it triumphant through the realms of Africa； whither I now intend my course； and make it respected； even in the court of Prester John。〃
〃I admire your spirit；〃 replied she； 〃and shall use my utmost interest at court to have you despatched with every pomp； and as soon as possible； but here comes a most brilliant company indeed； Lady Carolina Wilhelmina Amelia Skeggs； Lord Spigot； and Lady Faucet； and the Countess of Belleair。〃
After the ceremonies of introduction to this company were over； we proceeded to consult upon the business； and as the cause met with general applause； it was immediately determined that I should proceed without delay； as soon as I obtained the sovereign approbation。 〃I am convinced；〃 said Lord Spigot； 〃that if there be any thing really unknown and worthy of our most ardent curiosity； it must be in the immense regions of Africa； that country； which seems to be the oldest on the globe； and yet with the greater part of which we are almost utterly unacquainted； what prodigious wealth of gold and diamonds must not lie concealed in those torrid regions； when the very rivers on the coast pour forth continual specimens of golden sand！ 'Tis my opinion； therefore； that the Baron deserves the applause of all Europe for his
spirit； and merits the most powerful assistance of the sovereign。〃
So flattering an approbation； you may be sure； was delightful to my heart； and with every confidence and joy I suffered them to take me to court that instant。 After the usual ceremonies of introduction； suffice it to say that I met with every honour and applause that my most sanguine expectations could demand。 I had always a taste for the fashionable /je ne sais quoi/ of the most elegant society； and in the presence of all the sovereigns of Europe I ever found myself quite at home； and experienced from the whole court the most flattering esteem and admiration。 I remember； one particular day； the fate of the unfortunate Marquis de Bellecourt。 The Countess of Rassinda； who accompanied him； looked most divinely。 〃Yes； I am confident；〃 said the Marquis de Bellecourt to me； 〃that I have acted according to the strictest sentiments of justice and of loyalty to my sovereign。 What stronger breast…plate than a heart untainted？ and though I did not receive a word nor a look； yet I cannot thinkno； it were impossible to be misrepresented。 Conscious of my own integrity； I will try again I will go boldly up。〃 The Marquis de Bellecourt saw the opportunity； he advanced three paces； put his hand upon his breast and bowed。 〃Permit me；〃 said he； 〃with the most profound respect； to。〃 His tongue falteredhe could scarcely believe his sight； for at that moment the whole company were moving out of the room。 He found himself almost alone； deserted by every one。 〃What！〃 said he； 〃and did he turn upon his heel with the most marked contempt？ Would he not speak to me？ Would he not even hear me utter a word in my defence？〃 His heart died within himnot even a look； a smile from any one。 〃My friends！ Do they not know me？ Do they not see me？ Alas！ they fear to catch the contagion of my。 Then；〃 said he； 〃adieu！'tis more than I can bear。 I shall go to my country seat； and never； never will return。 Adieu； fond court； adieu！〃
The venerable Marquis de Bellecourt stopped for a moment ere he entered his carriage。 Thrice he looked back； and thrice he wiped the starting tear from his eye。 〃Yes；〃 said he； 〃for once； at least； truth shall be foundin the bottom of a well！〃
Peace to thy ghost； most noble marquis！ a King of kings shall pity thee； and thousands who are yet unborn shall owe their happiness to thee； and have cause to bless the thousands； perhaps； that shall never even know thy name； but Munchausen's self shall celebrate thy glory！
CHAPTER XXII
/Preparations for the Baron's expedition into AfricaDescription of his chariot； the beauties of its interior decorations； the animals that drew it； and the mechanism of the wheels。/
Everything being concluded； and having received my instructions for the voyage； I was conducted by the illustrious Hilaro Frosticos； the Lady Fragrantia； and a prodigious crowd of nobility； and placed sitting upon the summit of the whale's bones at the palace； and having remained in this situation for three days and three nights； as a trial ordeal； and a specimen of my perseverance and resolution； the third hour after midnight they seated me in the chariot of Queen Mab。 It was a prodigious dimension； large enough to contain more stowage than the tun of Heidelberg； and globular like a hazel…nut： in fact； it seemed to be really a hazel…nut grown to a most extravagant dimension； and that a great worm of proportionable enormity had bored a hole in the shell。 Through this same entrance I was ushered。 It was as large as a coach…door； and I took my seat in the centre； a kind of chair self… balanced without touching anything； like the fancied tomb of Mahomet。 The whole interior surface of the nutshell appeared a luminous representation of all the stars of heaven； the fixed stars； the planets； and a comet。 The stars were as large as those worn by our first nobility； and the comet； excessively brilliant； seemed as if you had assembled all the eyes of the beautiful girls in the kingdom； and combined them； like a peacock's plumage； into the form of a comet that is； a globe； and a bearded tail to it； diminishing gradually to a point。 This beautiful constellation seemed very sportive and delightful。 It was much in the form of a tadpole！ and； without ceasing； went； full of playful giddiness； up and down； all over the heaven on the concave surface of the nutshell。 One time it would be at that part of the heavens under my feet； and in the next minute would be over my head。 It was never at rest； but for ever going east； west； north； or south； and paid no more respect to the different worlds than if they were so many lanterns without reflectors。 Some of them he would dash against and push out of their places； others he would burn up and consume to ashes： and others again he would split into fritters； and their fragments would instantly take a globular form； like spilled quicksilver； and become satellites to whatever other worlds they should happen to meet with in their career。 In short； the whole seemed an epitome of the creation； past； present； and future； and all that passes among the stars during one thousand years was here generally performed in as many seconds。
I surveyed all the beauties of the chariot with wonder and delight。 〃Certainly；〃 cried I； 〃this is heaven in miniature！〃 In short； I took the reins in my hand。 But before I proceed on my adventures； I shall mention the rest of my attendant furniture。 The chariot was drawn by a team of nine bulls harnessed to it； three after three。 In the first rank was a most tremendous bull named John Mowmowsky； the rest were called Jacks in general； but not dignified by any particular denomination。 They were all shod for the journey； not indeed like horses； with iron； or as bullocks commonly are； to drag on a cart； but were shod with men's skulls。 Each of their feet was； hoof and all； crammed into a man's head； cut off for the purpose； and fastened therein with a kind of cement or paste； so that the skull seemed to be a part of the foot and hoof of the animal。 With these skull…shoes the creatures could perform astonishing journeys； and slide upon the water； or upon the ocean； with great velocity。 The harnesses were fastened with golden buckles； and decked with studs in a superb style； and the creatures were ridden by nine postillions； crickets of a great size； as large as monkeys； who sat squat upon the heads of the bulls； and were continually chirping at a most infernal rate； loud in proportion to their bodies。
The wheels of the chariot consisted of upwards of ten thousand springs； forme