on； what was so funny； and maybe they would try to explain that Duddits had pegged Henry fourteen on a two hand or that Duddits had pegged Pete fifteen backward； but Alfie never seemed to get it； he'd stand there at the head of the stairs with a section of the newspaper in his hand； smiling perplexedly； and at last he'd always say the same thing； Keep it down to a dull roar； boys； and close the door； leaving them to their own devices 。 。 。 and of all those devices the Duddits Game was the best； totally bitchin； as Pete would have said。 There were times when Beaver thought he might actually laugh until he exploded； and Duddits sitting there all the time on the rug beside the big old Parkmunn cribbage board； feet folded under him and grinning like Buddha。 What a fuckaree！ All of that ahead of them but now just this kitchen； and the surprising sun； and Duddits outside； pushing the swings。 Duddits who had done them such a favor by ing into their lives。 Duddits who is … they know it from the first … not like anyone else they know。
'I don't see how they could have done it；' Pete says suddenly。 'The way he was crying。 I don't see how they could have gone on teasing him。'
Roberta Cavell looks at him sadly。 'Older boys don't hear him the same way；' she says。 'I hope you never understand。'
6
'Jonesy！' Beaver shouted。 'Hey； Jonesy！'
This time there's a response； faint but unmistakable。 The snowmobile shed was a kind of ground…level attic； and one of the things out there was an old…fashioned bulb horn； the kind a bicycle deliveryman back in the twenties or thirties might have had mounted on the handlebars of his bike。 Now Beaver heard it： Ooogah！ How…oogah！ A noise that surely would have made Duddits laugh until he cried … a sucker for big； juicy noises； that had been ole Duds。
The filmy blue shower curtain rustled and the Beav's arms broke out in lush bundles of gooseflesh。 For a moment he almost leaped up； thinking that it was McCarthy； then realized he'd brushed the curtain with his own elbow … it was close quarters in here； close quarters； no doubt … and settled back。 Still nothing from beneath him； though； that thing； whatever it was； was either dead or gone。 For certain。
Well 。 。 。 almost for certain。
The Beav reached behind him； fingered the flush lever for a moment； then let his hand fall away。 Sit tight； Jonesy had said； and Beaver would； but why the fuck didn't Jonesy e back？ If he couldn't find the tape； why didn't he just e back without it？ It had to have been at least ten minutes now； didn't it？ And felt like a fucking hour。 Meantime； here he sat on the john with a dead man in the tub beside him； one who looked as if his ass had been blown open by dynamite； man； talk about having to take a shit…
'Beep the horn again； at least；' Beaver muttered。 'Honk that jeezly thing； let me know you're still there。' But Jonesy didn't。
7
Jonesy couldn't find the tape。
He'd looked everywhere and couldn't find it anywhere。 He knew it had to be here； but it wasn't hanging from any of the nails and it wasn't on the tool…littered worktable。 It wasn't behind the paint…cans； or on the hook beneath the old painting masks that hung there by their yellowing elastics。 He looked under the table； looked in the boxes stacked against the far wall； then in the partment under the Arctic Cat's passenger seat。 There was a spare headlight in there； still in its carton； and half a pack of ancient Lucky Strikes； but no goddam tape。 He could feel the minutes ticking away。 Once he was pretty sure he heard the Beav calling for him； but he didn't want to go back without the tape and so he blew the old horn that was lying on the floor； pumping its cracked black rubber horn and making an oogah…oogah sound that Duddits no doubt would have loved。
The more he looked for the tape and didn't find it； the more imperative it seemed。 There was a hall of twine； but how would you tie down a toilet seat with twine； for Christ's sake？ And there was Scotch tape in one of the kitchen drawers； he was almost sure of it； but the thing in the toilet had sounded pretty strong； like a good…sized fish or something。 Scotch tape just wasn't good enough。
Jonesy stood beside the Arctic Cat； looking around with wide eyes； running his hands through his hair （he hadn't put his gloves back on and he'd been out here long enough to nunib his fingers）； breathing out big white puffs of vapor。
'Where the fuck？' he asked aloud； and slammed his fist down on the table。 A stack of little boxes filled with nails and screws fell over when he did； and there was the friction tape behind them； a big fat roll of it。 He must have looked right past it a dozen times。
He grabbed it； stuffed it in his coat pocket … he had remembered to put that on； at least； although he hadn't bothered to zip it up … and turned to go。 And that was when Beaver began to screaming。 His calls had been barely there； but Jonesy had no trouble at all hearing the screams。 They were big； lusty； filled with pain。
Jonesy sprinted for the door。
8
Beaver's Mom had always said the toothpicks would kill him； but she had never imagined anything like this。
Sitting there on the closed toilet seat； Beaver felt in the bib pocket of his overalls for a pick to chew on； but there weren't any … they were scattered all over the floor。 Two or three had landed clear of the blood； but he'd have to rise up off the toilet seat a little to get them … rise up and lean forward。
Beaver debated。 Sit tight； Jonesy had said； but surely the thing in the toilet was gone； dive； dive； dive； as they said in the submarine war movies。 Even if it wasn't； he'd only be lifting his ass for a second or two。 If the thing jumped； Beaver could bring his weight right back down again； maybe break its scaly little neck for it （always assuming it had one）。
He looked longingly at the toothpicks； Three or four were close enough so he could just reach down and pick them up； but he wasn't going to put bloody toothpicks in his mouth； especially considering where the blood had e from。 There was something else； too。 That funny furry stuff was growing on the blood； growing in the gutters of grout between the tiles； as well … he could see it more clearly than ever。 It was on some of the toothpicks； too 。 。 。 but not on those which had fallen clear of the blood。 Those were clean and white； and if he had ever in his life needed the fort of something in his mouth； a little piece of wood to gnaw on； it was now。
'Fuck it；' the Beav murmured； and leaned forward； reaching out。 His stretching fingers came up just short of the nearest clean pick。 He flexed the muscles of his thighs and his butt came up off the seat。 His fingers closed on the toothpick … ah； got it … and something hit the closed lid of the toilet seat at just that moment； hit it with terrifying force； driving it up into his unprotected balls and knocking him forward。 Beaver grabbed at the shower curtain in a last…ditch effort to maintain his balance； but it pulled free of the bar in a metallic clitter…clack of rings。 His boots slipped in the blood and he went sprawling forward onto the floor like a man blown out of an ejection seat。 Behind him he heard the toilet seat fly up hard enough to crack the porcelain tank。
Something wet and heavy landed on Beaver's back。 Something that felt like a tail or a worm or a muscular segmented tentacle curled between his legs and seized his already aching balls in a contracting python's grip。 Beaver screamed； chin lifting from the bloody tiles （a red crisscross pattern tattooed faintly on his chin）； eyes bulging。 The thing lay wet and cold and heavy from the nape of his neck to the small of his back； like a rolled…up breathing rug； and now it began to utter a feverish high…pitched chattering noise； the sound of a rabid monkey。
Beaver screamed again； wriggled toward the door on his belly； then lurched up onto all fours； trying to shake the thing off。 The muscular rope between his legs squeezed again； and there was a low popping sound from somewhere in the liquid haze of pain that was now his groin。
Oh Christ； the Beav thought。 Mighty Christ bananas； I think that was one of my balls。
Squealing； sweating； tongue dancing in and out of his mouth like a demented party…favor； Beaver did the only thing he could think of： rolled over onto his back； trying to crush the whatever…it…was between his spine and the tiles。 It chittered in his ear； almost deafening him； and began to wriggle frantically。 Beaver seized the tail curled between his legs； smooth and hairless on top； thorny … as if plated with hooks made of clotted hair … underneath。 And wet。 Water？ Blood？ Both？
'Ahhh！ A hhh！ Oh God let go！ Fuckin thing； let go！ Jesus！ My fuckin sack！ Jeesus！'
Before he could get either hand beneath the tail； a mouthful of needles sank into the side of his neck。 He reared up； bellowing； and then the thing was gone。 Beaver tried to get to his feet。 He had to push with his hands because there was no strength in his legs； and his hands kept slipping。 In addition to McCarthy's blood； the bathroom floor was now covered with murky water from the cracked toilet tank and the tiled surface was a skating rink。