goolies and smouldering top…knot。
He was travelling back in time！
The second hand was gathering speed； increasing to a blur； followed now by the minute and the hour。 The kitchenette began to grow vague and fuzzy and then in a flash it vanished。
The kitchenette door tore from its hinges and crashed down on the linoleum。 Norman's duplicate stood horribly framed in the doorway； staring into the fog of smoke which now filled the otherwise empty room。 A look of perplexity swept over the robot shopkeeper's face。 Data retrieval and logic modification channels whirred and cross…meshed； and finally spelt out absolutely sweet bugger all。 Which certainly served them right。
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Norman held fast to his seat and stared forward into the darkness。 Strange lights welled up before him； swung past to either side； and vanished away behind。 He experienced no sensation of motion； it was as if he was somehow travelling outside of space and time altogether。 He was in limbo。 Norman looked at his watch。 It had stopped。 He scrutinized the date counter he had optimistically screwed on to one of the enclosing calliper arms； a tangle of wires dangled from beneath it。 He had forgotten to link the thing up。 Where was he； and more importantly when was he？ He might have been travelling for an hour or a year or a century。 He had no way of telling。 He had best put the machine out of gear and cruise to a halt before he slipped back too far。 The idea of finding himself trampled on by a dinosaur was most unappealing。
A terrible fear took a grip upon his heart。 Exactly what would he find when he stopped？ He could wind up in the middle of Rorke's Drift with the Zulus on the attack。 Or even in the sea or inside the heart of a mountain。 There was no way of telling。 Perhaps if he slowed down just a bit he could spy out a safe place to land。 Norman's hand hovered over the controls； a look of imbecility folding his face in half。 He had pulled off The Big One this time and no mistake； but where was it going to get him？ In big big trouble； that was where。 Norman did his best to weigh up the pros and cons。 Could he get killed in the past before he had even been born？ Was such a thing possible？ The situation he was now in lent sufficient weight to the conviction that nothing was impossible。 The words of the great Jack Vance filled his head； 'In a situation of infinity； every possibility no matter how remote must find physical expression。' He had that sewn into a sampler over his bed。
It was all too much for the shopkeeper and he slumped dejectedly over the controls and grizzled quietly； resigning himself to oblivion。 What had he done？ What in the name of dear Mother Earth had he done？
'Norman；' a voice called to him from out of the void。 'Norman。'
'Who's that？' Norman squinted into the darkness。 'I know that voice。'
'Norman；' the voice grew louder。 'Halt the apparatus； you will slip beyond reach。'
Norman hammered at the controls； he tore the ignition key from the dashboard； and a sudden rush of air buffeted him back in his seat。 Light popped and flashed about him； the machine rattled and shuddered and with a great sigh； daylight spun into view from the end of a long dark tunnel and broke in every direction。 Norman shielded his face； closed his eyes and prepared to make what peace he could with his Creator。 There was a hefty whack and a moment of terrible silence。 Norman flinched and cowered。
Warm sunlight tickled his fingers and the sound of birdsong filled his ears。 Still not daring to look； Norman sniffed。 The sweet scent of flowers； sweeter than any he had previously smelled … or was that now would smell？ … engulfed him。
He had died； that was it。 Died and gone to the good place。 Hope always sprang eternal in the wee lad。 Norman uncovered his eyes and peered through his fingers。 The time machine rested in an Arcadian glade upon a richly…forested hillside； bordering a beautiful valley which swept in gentle rolls down to a picturesque and meandering river。 Very nice indeed。 This far exceeded his highest hopes of what Heaven might look like。 The trip had been well worthwhile after all。 Rising high above the hills beyond the river stood a shimmering white fairytale castle； pennants flying in the breeze。 It was the stuff of storybooks； of childhood innocence。 It was wonderful。 Pushing back the calliper arms； Norman undipped his safety belt and； plucking gingerly at his still damp trouser seat； set his feet upon the lush green carpet of dew…soaked grass。 It was paradise； the enchanted glade。
'Norman。' The voice loosened the lad's bowels； but he had nothing left to yield。 'Norman。' An old man was approaching； hobbling upon a cane。 He was clothed in a flowing robe of deepest black； embroidered richly with stars and pentacles and magical symbols picked out in silvern thread。 Upon his head he wore a tall conical hat of identical craftsmanship。 He sported a long white beard and was the very picture of all one might reasonably expect of Merlin the Magician。
Norman peered at the approaching apparition。 He knew that face； that stooping gait； as well as he knew anything。 A choked voice rose from his throat。 'Professor Slobe？'
The magician put his long finger to his lips。 'All in good time； he said。 'Wele； Norman。'
'Where am I？'
'Why in Camelot； of course。 Wherever did you think？'
'I thought； perhaps； well I don't know； still in Brentford maybe。'
Merlin cocked his head on one side。 'Brentford；' he said。 'I like the name； I will see what can be done about that for some future time。 But for now we have much to speak of。 Will you e with me to yonder castle and take a cup of mead？'
'I think that would be just fine；' said Norman； the once and future shopkeeper of England。
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Professor Slobe looked up towards the great ormolu mantel…clock and nodded his old head gently in time to the pendulum's swing。 'Good luck； Norman；' he said。 Drawing his gaze from the antique timepiece； he turned to stare out through the open French windows。 There； in the all…too…near distance； the great black shaft of the Lateinos and Romiith building obscenely scarred the two…hundred…year…old skyline。 Its upper reaches were lost high amongst gathering stormclouds。 The aura of undiluted evil pressed out from it； seeking to penetrate the very room。 The old man shuddered briefly and drew the windows shut。 Norman's homemade double laid aside a bound volume of da Vinci； penned in the crooked mirror…Latin of the great man himself； and peered quizzically towards the Professor。
'I know what you are thinking；' the scholar said。 'He is safe thus far； so much is already known to me。 But as to the return trip； all depends upon the calculations。 It is all in the numbers。 We can only offer our prayers。'
'Prayers？'
'They offer some fort。'
'I wouldn't know；' said the robot； somewhat brusquely。 'Norman did not see fit to log such concepts into my data banks。'
Professor Slobe watched the mechanical man with unguarded interest。 'I should really like to know exactly what you do feel。'
'I feel texture。 I think； therefore I am。 Or so I have been informed。 Every cloud has a silver lining I was also told； and a trouble shared is a bird in the。。。'
'Yes； indeed。 But what causes you to react？ How do you arrive at decisions？ What motivates you？'
'Impetus。 I react as I have been programmed to do。 Upon information received； as the boys in blue will have it。'
'Do you believe then that this is how the other duplicates function？'
'Certainly not。' Something approaching pride entered the robot's voice。 'They are merely receivers； created solely to receive and to collect information and perform their tasks。 The mainframe of the great puter does all their thinking for them。 Clockwork dummies； that's all they are。'
'Interesting；' said Professor Slobe。
'You spend a great deal of time in idle speculation；' the robot observed； 'considering the gravity of the situation。 You seek to detect human emotion in me。 I might do the same to you。'
Professor Slobe chuckled delightedly。 'There are more wheels currently in motion than the one which spins in your chest；' said he。 'Even now； great forces are beginning to stir elsewhere in the parish。'
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'Fe。。。 fi。。。 fo。。。 fum。' The bloated barman awoke giddily from another bout of barbiturate…induced slumber and rattled the window…panes of his hospital prison。 The door beneath him opened and his Promethean tormentor entered the barman…crowded room； hypodermic at the ready。 Neville eyed her with absolute loathing。 'I smell the blood of an Englishman。'
'We are not going to be naughty again； are we？'
'Be he alive or be he dead。'
'Roly…poly； please； sir。'
'I'll grind his bones to make my bread。'
'I shall have to fetch doctor； then。'
'No！' Neville drew in his breath； filled his cheeks； and blew a great blast at the clinical harpy。 The midget fought at the gale； but lost her footing and fluttered away through the doorway and out into the corridor。 'At last；' said Neville to the ceiling against which his face had been pressed so unfortably for so very long。 'At long long last。' He raised a fist the size of a cement sack and clenched and unclenched the fingers。 The sap was beginning to rise and a great inn