even more to entertain a dog than a burglar。 I am having the ground
electrified； so that for a mile around any one who puts his foot
across the line sets off an alarm that will be heard in Europe。 Now
I will introduce the real president to you； a man whom you know
alreadyDr。 Smith。
So a new and important benefit was conferred upon the community； and
there was a feeling that Redding； besides having a literary colony； was
to be literary in fact。
It might have been mentioned earlier that Redding already had literary
associations when Mark Twain arrived。 As far back as Revolutionary days
Joel Barlow； a poet of distinction； and once Minister to France； had been
a resident of Redding； and there were still Barlow descendants in the
township。
William Edgar Grumman； the librarian； had written the story of Redding's
share in the Revolutionary Warno small share； for Gen。 Israel Putnam's
army had been quartered there during at least one long； trying winter。
Charles Burr Todd； of one of the oldest Redding families； himselfstill
a resident； was also the author of a Redding history。
Of literary folk not native to Redding； Dora Reed Goodale and her sister
Elaine； the wife of Dr。 Charles A。 Eastman； had； long been residents of
Redding Center； Jeanette L。 Gilder and Ida M。 Tarbell had summer homes on
Redding Ridge； Dan Beard； as already mentioned； owned a place near the
banks of the Saugatuck； while Kate V。 St。 Maur； also two of Nathaniel
Hawthorne's granddaughters had recently located adjoining the Stormfield
lands。 By which it will be seen that Redding was in no way unsuitable as
a home for Mark Twain。
CCLXV
A MANTEL AND A BABY ELEPHANT
Mark Twain was the receiver of two notable presents that year。 The first
of these； a mantel from Hawaii； presented to him by the Hawaiian
Promotion Committee； was set in place in the billiard…room on the morning
of his seventy…third birthday。 This committee had written； proposing to
build for his new home either a mantel or a chair； as he might prefer；
the same to be carved from the native woods。 Clemens decided on a
billiard…room mantel； and John Howells forwarded the proper measurements。
So； in due time； the mantel arrived； a beautiful piece of work and in
fine condition； with the Hawaiian word； 〃Aloha；〃 one of the sweetest
forms of greeting in any tongue； carved as its central ornament。
To the donors of the gift Clemens wrote：
The beautiful mantel was put in its place an hour ago； & its
friendly 〃Aloha〃 was the first uttered greeting received on my 73d
birthday。 It is rich in color； rich in quality； & rich in
decoration； therefore it exactly harmonized with the taste for such
things which was born in me & which I have seldom been able to
indulge to my content。 It will be a great pleasure to me； daily
renewed； to have under my eye this lovely reminder of the loveliest
fleet of islands that lies anchored in any ocean； & I beg to thank
the committee for providing me that pleasure。
To F。 N。 Otremba； who had carved the mantel； he sent this word：
I am grateful to you for the valued compliment to me in the labor of
heart and hand and brain which you have put upon it。 It is worthy
of the choicest place in the house and it has it。
It was the second beautiful mantel in Stormfieldthe Hartford library
mantel； removed when that house was sold； having been installed in the
Stormfield living…room。
Altogether the seventy…third birthday was a pleasant one。 Clemens； in
the morning； drove down to see the library lot which Mr。 Theodore Adams
had presented； and the rest of the day there were fine； close billiard
games； during which he was in the gentlest and happiest moods。 He
recalled the games of two years before； and as we stopped playing I said：
〃I hope a year from now we shall be here； still playing the great game。〃
And he answered； as then：
〃Yes； it is a great gamethe best game on earth。〃 And he held out his
hand and thanked me for coming； as he never failed to do when we parted；
though it always hurt me a little； for the debt was so largely mine。
Mark Twain's second present came at Christmas…time。 About ten days
earlier； a letter came from Robert J。 Collier； saying that he had bought
a baby elephant which he intended to present to Mark Twain as a Christmas
gift。 He added that it would be sent as soon as he could get a car for
it； and the loan of a keeper from Barnum & Bailey's headquarters at
Bridgeport。
The news created a disturbance in Stormfield。 One could not refuse；
discourteously and abruptly； a costly present like that； but it seemed a
disaster to accept it。 An elephant would require a roomy and warm place；
also a variety of attention which Stormfield was not prepared to supply。
The telephone was set going and certain timid excuses were offered by the
secretary。 There was no good place to put an elephant in Stormfield； but
Mr。 Collier said； quite confidently：
〃Oh； put him in the garage。〃
〃But there's no heat in the garage。〃
〃Well； put him in the loggia； then。 That's closed in； isn't it； for the
winter？ Plenty of sunlightjust the place for a young elephant。〃
〃But we play cards in the loggia。 We use it for a sort of sun…parlor。〃
〃But that wouldn't matter。 He's a kindly； playful little thing。 He'll
be just like a kitten。 I'll send the man up to look over the place and
tell you just how to take care of him； and I'll send up several bales of
hay in advance。 It isn't a large elephant； you know： just a little one
a regular plaything。〃
There was nothing further to be done； only to wait and dread until the
Christmas present's arrival。
A few days before Christmas ten bales of hay arrived and several bushels
of carrots。 This store of provender aroused no enthusiasm at Stormfield。
It would seem there was no escape now。
On Christmas morning Mr。 Lounsbury telephoned up that there was a man at
the station who said he was an elephant…trainer from Barnum & Bailey's；
sent by Mr。 Collier to look at the elephant's quarters and get him
settled when he should arrive。 Orders were given to bring the man over。
The day of doom was at hand。
But Lounsbury's detective instinct came once more into play。 He had seen
a good many elephant…trainers at Bridgeport； and he thought this one had
a doubtful look。
〃Where is the elephant？〃 he asked； as they drove along。
〃He will arrive at noon。〃
〃Where are you going to put him？〃
〃In the loggia。〃
〃How big is he？〃
〃About the size of a cow。〃
〃How long have you been with Barnum and Bailey？〃
〃Six years。〃
〃Then you must know some friends of mine〃 （naming two that had no
existence until that moment）。
〃Oh yes； indeed。 I know them well。〃
Lounsbury didn't say any more just then； but he had a feeling that
perhaps the dread at Stormfield had grown unnecessarily large。 Something
told him that this man seemed rather more like a butler； or a valet； than
an elephant…trainer。 They drove to Stormfield； and the trainer looked
over the place。 It would do perfectly； he said。 He gave a few
instructions as to the care of this new household feature； and was driven
back to the station to bring it。
Lounsbury came back by and by； bringing the elephant but not the trainer。
It didn't need a trainer。 It was a beautiful specimen； with soft； smooth
coat and handsome trappings； perfectly quiet； well…behaved and small
suited to the loggia； as Collier had saidfor it was only two feet long
and beautifully made of cloth and cottonone of the forest toy elephants
ever seen anywhere。
It was a good joke； such as Mark Twain loveda carefully prepared；
harmless bit of foolery。 He wrote Robert Collier； threatening him with
all sorts of revenge； declaring that the elephant was devastating
Stormfield。
〃To send an elephant in a trance； under pretense that it was dead or
stuffed！〃 he said。 〃The animal came to life； as you knew it would； and
began to observe Christmas； and we now have no furniture left and no
servants and no visitors； no friends； no photographs； no burglars
nothing but the elephant。 Be kind； be merciful； be generous； take him
away and send us what is left of the earthquake。〃
Collier wrote that he thought it unkind of him to look a gift…elephant in
the trunk。 And with such chaffing and gaiety the year came to an end。
CCLXXVI
SHAKESPEARE…BACON TALK
When the bad weather came there was not much company at Stormfield； and
I went up regularly each afternoon； for it was lonely on that bleak hill；
and after his forenoon of reading or writing he craved diversion。 My own
home was a little more than a half mile away； and I enjoyed the walk；
whatever the weather。 I usually managed to arrive about three o'clock。
He would watch from his high windows until he saw me raise the hilltop；
and he would be at the door when I arrived； so that there might be no
delay in getting at the games。 Or； if it happened that he wished to show
me something in his room； I would hear his rich voice sounding down the
stair。 Once； when I arrived； I heard him calling； and going up I found
him highly pleased wi