I would start one way； Luigi would start another； at the same moment
the result would be a standstill； wouldn't it？〃
〃As sure as you are born！ Now ain't that wonderful！ A body would never
have thought of it。〃
〃We should always be arguing and fussing and disputing over the merest
trifles。 We should lose worlds of time； for we couldn't go down…stairs
or up； couldn't go to bed； couldn't rise； couldn't wash； couldn't dress；
couldn't stand up； couldn't sit down； couldn't even cross our legs；
without calling a meeting first and explaining the case and passing
resolutions； and getting consent。 It wouldn't ever donow would it？〃
〃Do？ Why； it would wear a person out in a week！ Did you ever hear
anything like it； Patsy Cooper？〃
〃Oh； you'll find there's more than one thing about them that ain't
commonplace；〃 said the widow； with the complacent air of a person with a
property right in a novelty that is under admiring scrutiny。
〃Well； now； how ever do you manage it？ I don't mind saying I'm suffering
to know。〃
〃He who made us；〃 said Angelo reverently； 〃and with us this difficulty；
also provided a way out of it。 By a mysterious law of our being； each of
us has utter and indisputable command of our body a week at a time； turn
and turn about。〃
〃Well； I never！ Now ain't that beautiful！〃
〃Yes； it is beautiful and infinitely wise and just。 The week ends every
Saturday at midnight to the minute； to the second； to the last shade of
a fraction of a second； infallibly； unerringly； and in that instant the
one brother's power over the body vanishes and the other brother takes
possession； asleep or awake。〃
〃How marvelous are His ways； and past finding out！〃
Luigi said： 〃So exactly to the instant does the change come； that during
our stay in many of the great cities of the world； the public clocks were
regulated by it； and as hundreds of thousands of private clocks and
watches were set and corrected in accordance with the public clocks； we
really furnished the standard time for the entire city。〃
〃Don't tell me that He don't do miracles any more！ Blowing down the
walls of Jericho with rams' horns wa'n't as difficult； in my opinion。〃
〃And that is not all；〃 said Angelo。 〃A thing that is even more
marvelous； perhaps； is the fact that the change takes note of longitude
and fits itself to the meridian we are on。 Luigi is in command this
week。 Now； if on Saturday night at a moment before midnight we could fly
in an instant to a point fifteen degrees west of here； he would hold
possession of the power another hour； for the change observes local time
and no other。〃
Betsy Hale was deeply impressed； and said with solemnity：
〃Patsy Cooper； for detail it lays over the Passage of the Red Sea。〃
〃Now； I shouldn't go as far as that；〃 said Aunt Patsy； 〃but if you've a
mind to say Sodom and Gomorrah； I am with you； Betsy Hale。〃
〃I am agreeable； then； though I do think I was right； and I believe
Parson Maltby would say the same。 Well； now； there's another thing。
Suppose one of you wants to borrow the legs a minute from the one that's
got them； could he let him？〃
〃Yes； but we hardly ever do that。 There were disagreeable results；
several times； and so we very seldom ask or grant the privilege；
nowadays； and we never even think of such a thing unless the case is
extremely urgent。 Besides； a week's possession at a time seems so little
that we can't bear to spare a minute of it。 People who have the use of
their legs all the time never think of what a blessing it is； of course。
It never occurs to them； it's just their natural ordinary condition；
and so it does not excite them at all。 But when I wake up； on Sunday
morning； and it's my week and I feel the power all through me； oh； such a
wave of exultation and thanksgiving goes surging over me； and I want to
shout 'I can walk！ I can walk！' Madam； do you ever； at your uprising；
want to shout 'I can walk！ I can walk！'？〃
〃No； you poor unfortunate cretur'； but I'll never get out of my bed again
without doing it！ Laws； to think I've had this unspeakable blessing all
my long life and never had the grace to thank the good Lord that gave it
to me！〃
Tears stood in the eyes of both the old ladies and the widow said；
softly：
〃Betsy Hale； we have learned something； you and me。〃
The conversation now drifted wide； but by and by floated back once more
to that admired detail； the rigid and beautiful impartiality with which
the possession of power had been distributed； between the twins。 Aunt
Betsy saw in it a far finer justice than human law exhibits in related
cases。 She said：
〃In my opinion it ain't right no； and never has been right； the way a
twin born a quarter of a minute sooner than the other one gets all the
land and grandeurs and nobilities in the old countries and his brother
has to go bare and be a nobody。 Which of you was born first？〃
Angelo's head was resting against Luigi's； weariness had overcome him；
and for the past five minutes he had been peacefully sleeping。 The old
ladies had dropped their voices to a lulling drone； to help him to steal
the rest his brother wouldn't take him up…stairs to get。 Luigi listened
a moment to Angelo's regular breathing； then said in a voice barely
audible：
〃We were both born at the same time； but I am six months older than he
is。〃
〃For the land's sake！〃
〃'Sh！ don't wake him up； he wouldn't like my telling this。 It has
always been kept secret till now。〃
〃But how in the world can it be？ If you were both born at the same time；
how can one of you be older than the other？〃
〃It is very simple； and I assure you it is true。 I was born with a full
crop of hair； he was as bald as an egg for six months。 I could walk six
months before he could make a step。 I finished teething six months ahead
of him。 I began to take solids six months before he left the breast。
I began to talk six months before he could say a word。 Last； and
absolutely unassailable proof； the sutures in my skull closed six months
ahead of his。 Always just that six months' difference to a day。 Was
that accident？ Nobody is going to claim that； I'm sure。 It was ordained
it was law it had its meaning； and we know what that meaning was。 Now
what does this overwhelming body of evidence establish？ It establishes
just one thing； and that thing it establishes beyond any peradventure
whatever。 Friends； we would not have it known for the world； and I must
beg you to keep it strictly to yourselves； but the truth is； we are no
more twins than you are。〃
The two old ladies were stunned； paralyzed…petrified； one may almost say
and could only sit and gaze vacantly at each other for some moments；
then Aunt Betsy Hale said impressively：
〃There's no getting around proof like that。 I do believe it's the most
amazing thing I ever heard of。〃 She sat silent a moment or two and
breathing hard with excitement； then she looked up and surveyed the
strangers steadfastly a little while； and added： 〃Well； it does beat me；
but I would have took you for twins anywhere。〃
〃So would I； so would I；〃 said Aunt Patsy with the emphasis of a
certainty that is not impaired by any shade of doubt。
〃Anybody would…anybody in the world； I don't care who he is；〃 said Aunt
Betsy with decision。
〃You won't tell；〃 said Luigi； appealingly。
〃Oh； dear； no！〃 answered both ladies promptly； 〃you can trust us； don't
you be afraid。〃
〃That is good of you； and kind。 Never let on； treat us always as if we
were twins。〃
〃You can depend on us；〃 said Aunt Betsy； 〃but it won't be easy； because
now that I know you ain't you don't seem so。〃
Luigi muttered to himself with satisfaction： 〃That swindle has gone
through without change of cars。〃
It was not very kind of him to load the poor things up with a secret like
that； which would be always flying to their tongues' ends every time they
heard any one speak of the strangers as twins； and would become harder
and harder to hang on to with every recurrence of the temptation to tell
it； while the torture of retaining it would increase with every new
strain that was applied； but he never thought of that； and probably would
not have worried much about it if he had。
A visitor was announcedsome one to see the twins。 They withdrew to the
parlor； and the two old ladies began to discuss with interest the strange
things which they had been listening to。 When they had finished the
matter to their satisfaction； and Aunt Betsy rose to go； she stopped to
ask a question：
〃How does things come on between Roweny and Tom Driscoll？〃
〃Well； about the same。 He writes tolerable often； and she answers
tolerable seldom。〃
〃Where is he？〃
〃In St。 Louis； I believe； though he's such a gadabout that a body can't
be very certain of him； I reckon。〃
〃Don't Roweny know？〃
〃Oh； yes； like enough。 I haven't asked her lately。〃
〃Do you know how him and the judge are getting along now？〃
〃First rate； I believe。 Mrs。 Pratt says so； and being right in the
house； and sister to the one and aunt to t'other； of course she ought to
know。 She says the judge is real fond of him when he's away； but frets
when he's around and is vexed with his