h a devil of a plunge； that she dashed him in one jerk over her head； and he fell precipitately into the water before her。 It was in the Bay of Biscay； all the world knows a very boisterous sea； and Sphinx； fearing he would be drowned； never turned to the left or the right out of her way； but advancing furious； just stooped her head a little； and supped the poor count off the water； into her mouth； together with the quantity of two or three tuns of water； which she must have taken in along with him； but which were； to such an enormous creature as Sphinx； nothing more than a spoonful would be to any of you or me。 She swallowed him； but when she had got him in her stomach； his long spurs so scratched and tickled her； that they produced the effect of an emetic。 No sooner was he in； but out he was squirted with the most horrible impetuosity； like a ball or a shell from the calibre of a mortar。 Sphinx was at this time quite sea… sick； and the unfortunate count was driven forth like a sky…rocket； and landed upon the peak of Teneriffe； plunged over head and ears in the snow/requiescat in pace！/
I perceived all this mischief from my seat in the ark； but was in such a convulsion of laughter that I could not utter an intelligible word。 And now Sphinx； deprived of her postillion； went on in a zigzag direction； and gambolled away after a most dreadful manner。 And thus had everything gone to wreck； had I not given instant orders to Gog and Magog to sally forth。 They plunged into the water； and swimming on each side； got at length right before the animal； and then seized the reins。 Thus they continued swimming on each side； like tritons； holding the muzzle of Sphinx； while I； sallying forth astride upon the creature's back； steered forward on our voyage to the Cape of Good Hope。
Arriving at the Cape； I immediately gave orders to repair my former chariot and machines； which were very expeditiously performed by the excellent artists I had brought with me from Europe。 And now everything being refitted； we launched forth upon the water： perhaps there never was anything seen more glorious or more august。 'Twas magnificent to behold Sphinx make her obeisance on the water； and the crickets chirp upon the bulls in return of the salute； while Gog and Magog； advancing； took the reins of the great John Mowmowsky； and leading towards us chariot and all； instantly disposed of them to the forepart of the ark by hooks and eyes； and tackled Sphinx before all the bulls。 Thus the whole had a most tremendous and triumphal appearance。 In front floated forwards the mighty Sphinx； with Gog and Magog on each side； next followed in order the bulls with crickets upon their heads； and then advanced the chariot of Queen Mab； containing the curious seat and orrery of heaven； after which appeared the boat and ark of council； overtopped with two balloons； which gave an air of greater lightness and elegance to the whole。 I placed in the galleries under the balloons； and on the backs of the bulls； a number of excellent vocal performers； with martial music of clarionets and trumpets。 They sung the 〃Watery Dangers；〃 and the 〃Pomp of Deep Cerulean！〃 The sun shone glorious on the water while the procession advanced toward the land； under five hundred arches of ice； illuminated with coloured lights； and adorned in the most grotesque and fanciful style with sea…weed； elegant festoons； and shells of every kind； while a thousand water…spouts danced eternally before and after us； attracting the water from the sea in a kind of cone； and suddenly uniting with the most fantastical thunder and lightning。
Having landed our whole retinue； we immediately began to proceed toward the heart of Africa； but first thought it expedient to place a number of wheels under the ark for its greater facility of advancing。 We journeyed nearly due north for several days； and met with nothing remarkable except the astonishment of the savage natives to behold our equipage。
The Dutch Government at the Cape； to do them justice； gave us every possible assistance for the expedition。 I presume they had received instruction on that head from their High Mightinesses in Holland。 However； they presented us with a specimen of some of the most excellent of their Cape wine； and showed us every politeness in their power。 As to the face of the country； as we advanced； it appeared in many places capable of every cultivation； and of abundant fertility。 The natives and Hottentots of this part of Africa have been frequently described by travellers； and therefore it is not necessary to say any more about them。 But in the more interior parts of Africa the appearance； manners； and genius of the people are totally different。
We directed our course by the compass and the stars； getting every day prodigious quantities of game in the woods； and at night encamping within a proper enclosure for fear of the wild beasts。 One whole day in particular we heard on every side； among the hills； the horrible roaring of lions； resounding from rock to rock like broken thunder。 It seemed as if there was a general rendezvous of all these savage animals to fall upon our party。 That whole day we advanced with caution； our hunters scarcely venturing beyond pistol shot from the caravan for fear of dissolution。 At night we encamped as usual； and threw up a circular entrenchment round our tents。 We had scarce retired to repose when we found ourselves serenaded by at least one thousand lions； approaching equally on every side； and within a hundred paces。 Our cattle showed the most horrible symptoms of fear； all trembling； and in cold perspiration。 I directly ordered the whole company to stand to their arms； and not to make any noise by firing till I should command them。 I then took a large quantity of tar； which I had brought with our caravan for that purpose； and strewed it in a continued stream round the encampment； within which circle of tar I immediately placed another train or circle of gunpowder； and having taken this precaution； I anxiously waited the lions' approach。 These dreadful animals； knowing； I presume； the force of our troop； advanced very slowly； and with caution； approaching on every side of us with an equal pace； and growling in hideous concert； so as to resemble an earthquake； or some similar convulsion of the world。 When they had at length advanced and steeped all their paws in the tar； they put their noses to it； smelling it as if it were blood； and daubed their great bushy hair and whiskers with it equal to their paws。 At that very instant； when； in concert； they were to give the mortal dart upon us； I discharged a pistol at the train of gunpowder； which instantly exploded on every side； made all the lions recoil in general uproar； and take to flight with the utmost precipitation。 In an instant we could behold them scattered through the woods at some distance； roaring in agony； and moving about like so many Will…o'…the…Wisps； their paws and faces all on fire from the tar and the gun…powder。 I then ordered a general pursuit： we followed them on every side through the woods； their own light serving as our guide； until； before the rising of the sun； we followed into their fastnesses and shot or otherwise destroyed every one of them； and during the whole of our journey after we never heard the roaring of a lion； nor did any wild beast presume to make another attack upon our party； which shows the excellence of immediate presence of mind； and the terror inspired into the savage enemies by a proper and well…timed proceeding。
We at length arrived on the confines of an immeasurable desertan immense plain； extending on every side of us like an ocean。 Not a tree； nor a shrub； nor a blade of grass was to be seen； but all appeared an extreme fine sand； mixed with gold…dust and little sparkling pearls。
The gold…dust and pearls appeared to us of little value； because we could have no expectation of returning to England for a considerable time。 We observed； at a great distance； something like a smoke arising just over the verge of the horizon； and looking with our telescopes we perceived it to be a whirlwind tearing up the sand and tossing it about in the heavens with frightful impetuosity。 I immediately ordered my company to erect a mound around us of a great size； which we did with astonishing labour and perseverance； and then roofed it over with certain planks and timber； which we had with us for the purpose。 Our labour was scarcely finished when the sand came rolling in like the waves of the sea； 'twas a storm and river of sand united。 It continued to advance in the same direction； without intermission； for three days； and completely covered over the mound we had erected； and buried us all within。 The intense heat of the place was intolerable； but guessing； by the cessation of the noise； that the storm was passed； we set about digging a passage to the light of day again； which we effected in a very short time； and ascending； perceived that the whole had been so completely covered with the sand； that there appeared no hills； but one continued plain； with inequalities or ridges on it like the waves of the sea。 We soon extricated our vehicle and retinue from the burning sands； but not without great danger； as the heat was very violen